Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Destruction
Ryou's Dad: Now Ryou *long pause* and Bakura.
Bakura: *staring at the ceiling*
Ryou's Dad: Bakura.
Bakura: *still staring*
Ryou's Dad: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: Gah!!! *startled, lands on back, swirly eyes*
Ryou: Dad! You shouldn't scare Bakura like that! *evil smirk*
Bakura: *gets up and rubs his back* Whad'ya fricken' mean?!? I wasn't scared!!!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou's Dad: Boys.
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Ryou's Dad: Boys!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE BRITISH FREAK!!! *rages at Ryou*
Ryou: *girly scream* Eeeeekkkkkk!!! *runs in circles*
Bakura: *catches Ryou and socks him in the face*
Ryou: *punches him back*
Ryou's Dad: BOYS!!!
Bakura and Ryou: *staring at Ryou's Dad*
Ryou's Dad: Good, now that I have your attention, I have to leave on my business trip. Try to be good.
Bakura: // Like that'll ever happen // *punches Ryou in the face again*
Ryou: Oww!!!
Ryou's Dad: Bakura! *sighs* Well, later new neighbors will be moving in. Take the pie in the oven to them and say hello.
Bakura: Whatever. *shrugs shoulders* Whoever these new neighbors are, they're gonna wish they never came here. *rubs millennium ring* heh he heh.
Ryou: I think I'll hold on to this for awhile.
Ryou's Dad: Make sure you take care of the house.and Bakura.
Bakura: *slightly glances over*
Ryou's Dad: Make sure you don't blow anything up. Not the kitchen, not the couch, not Ryou's room, definitely not the neighbors.
Bakura: //heh heh.he hasn't said Ryou yet.//
Ryou's Dad: .and no blowing up Ryou, either.
Bakura: //CRAP!!!//
Ryou's Dad: Oh, and I'm taking all your grenades, too.just in case.
Bakura: //YOU BASTARD!!!// *hands reach for Ryou's dad's neck*
Ryou: *grasping Bakura from the waist to hold him back*
Bakura: *vein pops* How.dare.you.mortal.
Ryou's Dad: Well, gotta go! Bye!!! *Runs out the door*
Bakura: No! I'm not done with you yet!!!
Ryou: He's gone! Just let it go!
Bakura: *calms down* He'll be back.
Ryou: *rolls eyes* Right.Hmph, why don't we call somebody over while we wait for the new neighbors?
Bakura: Calling somebody over is a good idea, but you can greet the new neighbors yourself.I'm not going.
Ryou: Oh, come on!!!
Bakura: Wait, did I just say Ryou had a good idea?!? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Ryou: Uh.Bakura?
Bakura: *holding soap and scraping it along his tongue* //Must.Cleanse.Mouth!!! // BAD MOUTH!!! BAD MOUTH!!!
Ryou: Bakura? *lifts one eyebrow* May I ask what you're doing?
Bakura: //Wait.my brain told me to say that!!! // Bad Brain!!! Bad Brain!!! *hits himself in the head with the palm of his hand*
Ryou: Bakura?
Bakura: *falls over; swirly eyes*
Ryou: *Bends over Bakura* Are you okay? *waves hand in front of Bakura's face* Oh boy.
~ Five minutes later ~
Bakura: *fully conscious* Ugh.what happened? *Rubs eyes*
Ryou: Here, I'll try to break it up into words your ancient mind can comprehend.you hit yourself in the head and passed out because you admitted that I had a good idea.
Bakura: *big eyes* I admitted THAT?!? NNNNOOOO!!! BAD BAKURA!!! BAD-- *hits himself in the head and passes out (again)*
Ryou: *sighs* I'm gonna see if Malik can come over. *turns to phone*
Bakura: *springs up* And Yami Malik?
Ryou: Didn't you just pass out?
Bakura: Oh yeah.*falls over*
Ryou: *Nodding head* Sometimes I don't understand you.
Bakura: *flies up* And you never will *collapses*
Ryou: I'm not even going to bother.*turns to phone; dials to Malik* Hi! Malik? It's Ryou!
Malik: *on phone* What's up?
Ryou: I'm bored stiff, and Bakura's passed out. Can you come over?
Malik: Sure! Be there soon! *hangs up*
Ryou: Bye! *hangs up; stares at Bakura* Okay, quit the act. I know you didn't pass out.
Bakura: Awww, you're no fun.
Ryou: *Hears knocking at the door*
Bakura: *Creeps into the kitchen*
Ryou: That must be Malik.
Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!SCORE!!! *batting and sliding Ryou's walkman with a hockey stick*
Ryou: Bakura!!! You owe me a new cd player!!!
Malik: *opens door and sees Bakura and Ryou fighting over walkman* Uh, is this a bad time?
Ryou: *Looks over at Malik* Oh, hi!
Yami Malik: Hey Bakura! *jumps over Malik*
Bakura: Yami Malik!!!
Ryou: *long pause, then turns to Malik* You brought.HIM?!?
Malik: Yeah, but didn't you say Bakura passed out?
Ryou: He did, but it didn't last long.
Bakura: C'mon Yami Malik! Let's go mix the chemicals in Ryou's chemistry set until they blow up!
Yami Malik: Okay! *Runs up the stairs after Bakura*
Malik: Well, it's no use trying to stop them.
Ryou: Great.Just what I need.two bakas to blow up my room for the fifth time this month.
Malik: *Looks out window* Hey! Is someone moving in next door?
Ryou: They're here! *get's pie* C'mon Malik!
Ryou's Dad: Now Ryou *long pause* and Bakura.
Bakura: *staring at the ceiling*
Ryou's Dad: Bakura.
Bakura: *still staring*
Ryou's Dad: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: Gah!!! *startled, lands on back, swirly eyes*
Ryou: Dad! You shouldn't scare Bakura like that! *evil smirk*
Bakura: *gets up and rubs his back* Whad'ya fricken' mean?!? I wasn't scared!!!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou's Dad: Boys.
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Ryou's Dad: Boys!
Bakura: was not!
Ryou: was too!
Bakura: ALL RIGHT!!! THAT'S IT!!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE BRITISH FREAK!!! *rages at Ryou*
Ryou: *girly scream* Eeeeekkkkkk!!! *runs in circles*
Bakura: *catches Ryou and socks him in the face*
Ryou: *punches him back*
Ryou's Dad: BOYS!!!
Bakura and Ryou: *staring at Ryou's Dad*
Ryou's Dad: Good, now that I have your attention, I have to leave on my business trip. Try to be good.
Bakura: // Like that'll ever happen // *punches Ryou in the face again*
Ryou: Oww!!!
Ryou's Dad: Bakura! *sighs* Well, later new neighbors will be moving in. Take the pie in the oven to them and say hello.
Bakura: Whatever. *shrugs shoulders* Whoever these new neighbors are, they're gonna wish they never came here. *rubs millennium ring* heh he heh.
Ryou: I think I'll hold on to this for awhile.
Ryou's Dad: Make sure you take care of the house.and Bakura.
Bakura: *slightly glances over*
Ryou's Dad: Make sure you don't blow anything up. Not the kitchen, not the couch, not Ryou's room, definitely not the neighbors.
Bakura: //heh heh.he hasn't said Ryou yet.//
Ryou's Dad: .and no blowing up Ryou, either.
Bakura: //CRAP!!!//
Ryou's Dad: Oh, and I'm taking all your grenades, too.just in case.
Bakura: //YOU BASTARD!!!// *hands reach for Ryou's dad's neck*
Ryou: *grasping Bakura from the waist to hold him back*
Bakura: *vein pops* How.dare.you.mortal.
Ryou's Dad: Well, gotta go! Bye!!! *Runs out the door*
Bakura: No! I'm not done with you yet!!!
Ryou: He's gone! Just let it go!
Bakura: *calms down* He'll be back.
Ryou: *rolls eyes* Right.Hmph, why don't we call somebody over while we wait for the new neighbors?
Bakura: Calling somebody over is a good idea, but you can greet the new neighbors yourself.I'm not going.
Ryou: Oh, come on!!!
Bakura: Wait, did I just say Ryou had a good idea?!? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Ryou: Uh.Bakura?
Bakura: *holding soap and scraping it along his tongue* //Must.Cleanse.Mouth!!! // BAD MOUTH!!! BAD MOUTH!!!
Ryou: Bakura? *lifts one eyebrow* May I ask what you're doing?
Bakura: //Wait.my brain told me to say that!!! // Bad Brain!!! Bad Brain!!! *hits himself in the head with the palm of his hand*
Ryou: Bakura?
Bakura: *falls over; swirly eyes*
Ryou: *Bends over Bakura* Are you okay? *waves hand in front of Bakura's face* Oh boy.
~ Five minutes later ~
Bakura: *fully conscious* Ugh.what happened? *Rubs eyes*
Ryou: Here, I'll try to break it up into words your ancient mind can comprehend.you hit yourself in the head and passed out because you admitted that I had a good idea.
Bakura: *big eyes* I admitted THAT?!? NNNNOOOO!!! BAD BAKURA!!! BAD-- *hits himself in the head and passes out (again)*
Ryou: *sighs* I'm gonna see if Malik can come over. *turns to phone*
Bakura: *springs up* And Yami Malik?
Ryou: Didn't you just pass out?
Bakura: Oh yeah.*falls over*
Ryou: *Nodding head* Sometimes I don't understand you.
Bakura: *flies up* And you never will *collapses*
Ryou: I'm not even going to bother.*turns to phone; dials to Malik* Hi! Malik? It's Ryou!
Malik: *on phone* What's up?
Ryou: I'm bored stiff, and Bakura's passed out. Can you come over?
Malik: Sure! Be there soon! *hangs up*
Ryou: Bye! *hangs up; stares at Bakura* Okay, quit the act. I know you didn't pass out.
Bakura: Awww, you're no fun.
Ryou: *Hears knocking at the door*
Bakura: *Creeps into the kitchen*
Ryou: That must be Malik.
Bakura: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!SCORE!!! *batting and sliding Ryou's walkman with a hockey stick*
Ryou: Bakura!!! You owe me a new cd player!!!
Malik: *opens door and sees Bakura and Ryou fighting over walkman* Uh, is this a bad time?
Ryou: *Looks over at Malik* Oh, hi!
Yami Malik: Hey Bakura! *jumps over Malik*
Bakura: Yami Malik!!!
Ryou: *long pause, then turns to Malik* You brought.HIM?!?
Malik: Yeah, but didn't you say Bakura passed out?
Ryou: He did, but it didn't last long.
Bakura: C'mon Yami Malik! Let's go mix the chemicals in Ryou's chemistry set until they blow up!
Yami Malik: Okay! *Runs up the stairs after Bakura*
Malik: Well, it's no use trying to stop them.
Ryou: Great.Just what I need.two bakas to blow up my room for the fifth time this month.
Malik: *Looks out window* Hey! Is someone moving in next door?
Ryou: They're here! *get's pie* C'mon Malik!