AzuDai: Couple Poems and Love Letters

Disclaimer!: I don't own Azumanga Daioh but I do own these poems. I may use these in stories some day.

Pairings!: Sakaki/Chiyo, Yuka/Chiyo/Michiru, Nyamo/Yukari, Tomo/Kagura, Tomo/Osaka, Chihiro/Kaorin, Sakaki/Kaorin, Kagura/Nyamo, Yomi/Tomo (of course), Osaka/Kagura, Ouyama/Chihiro, Yuka/Michiru, Chiyo/Yomi, Yomi/Kagura, Sakaki/Kagura, Kimura Daughter (Sadako/Suki)/Kaorin, Ouyama/Yomi, and whatever else I feel like. Keep in mind that some of these are one-sided… most actually.

To: Sakaki-san

From: Kaorin

Dear Sakaki-san,

I apologize for bothering you for such a petty reason but if you would fulfill my humblest plea and read this letter I have dedicated to you, it alone would make me the happiest of your many fans in all Tokyo (scratched out) the world.

You see, Sakaki-san, ever since before High School, I have had very strong feelings for you. Please don't crumple this up yet if you're disgusted! I know many people think it's an abomination for girl's to have romantic feelings for other girls, but I can't help it! Ever since I saw you in junior high I thought you were simply the coolest, most amazing woman I've ever seen! You were always such a pro with sports in Ms. Takanawa's and in Ms. Kurosawa's class! You were such a natural in the classroom, you never raised your hand yet whenever the teacher would call on you, you knew the exact answer. I thought you were magnificent!

I suppose all the jerks who tried to pick fights with you know that too, don't they? Tee hee! I'm guessing that's why you always have those minor injuries; I could only imagine what those punks looked like! You're so cool and strong and clever!

Oh but I'm assuming again! I'm sure you're not the violent type, you never seemed happy when Tomo would get aggressive with say Chiyo-chan… then again who would? Chiyo-chan's so sweet and kind, it's not right for Tomo to be mean to her, or anyone else especially Yomi… if not for the fact that they look so good together, I'd probably tell Yomi to fight back.

I'm so sorry this letter was supposed to be short! I guess what I'm trying to say is, I LOVE YOUM SAKAKI-SAN!!! You're the most beautiful, gifted, amazing woman I've ever had the pleasure of laying unworthy eyes upon!

If you've read this far I thank you from the bottom of my heart… there's no need to reply, if you read is enough. I just really wanted you to know that the reason I ran away when trying to ask you into the astronomy club and the reasons I stared at you were not negative at all.

All the love in my heart,

Kaori Aida

P.S.: You looked really incredible in that gakuran during the Sports Fest. You should wear them more often if you don't mind my saying.

To: Kaorin

From: Sakaki

Dear Kaorin,

I'm sorry but I do not feel for you the way you feel about me. Although I am flattered that you care for me as much as you do, I do not think that it could work out. I think you are a very sweet girl and I would love to get to know you better because Chihiro herself put in a good word for you to me. She said you were a great and loyal friend who was always there for her and I would he privileged to have you in my small group of friends. \

Sigh, you are right about me being non-violent and unhappy with Tomo's 'Cruel to be Kind'-aura but I have never gotten into a street fight or whatever it is such events are called. The band-aids, bandages, and occasionally casts are from cats. As much as I love them, they seem to have it in for me although I do not know why. I think it was started by the sole gray cat I always see… because of his rule over the others me and my friends call him 'Kamineko', though I admit he definitely fits the part of a little street punk, lol… Kagura tells me it means 'laugh out loud' but I don't own a computer… I wouldn't know.

Also, I'm not a 'Lone Wolf' like everyone seems to think. Not a panther (aren't their cubs adorable though?) either. I love… well, cute things… stuffed animals, kittens, my own cat Maya (short for Yamamaya), Chiyo's dog Mr. Tadakichi… you get the idea. I don't appreciate the attention Tomo gives me… chest or the other girls. I don't like being tall and brooding in appearance or the fact that everyone thinks I'm cold…

By the way no explanation was needed.

With all due respect,

(would rather not give my first name) Sakaki