Okay so this is going to be my new story which is based off of the 30 random words prompt. My friend has given me the words and now all I have to do is invent a short for each word. Sounds easy enough… all chapters are going to be about Hermione Granger and Rory Williams because I honestly don't think that there is enough stories of them out there on fanfic. Hopefully you guys like this. Might not be posted every day because of my classes but I'll try to do at least a couple times a week.

On a completely irrelevant side note, my friend just gave me the Doctor Who badges she'd ordered for me on eBay! I'm such a happy fangirl right now. Okay, I'll leave you to it, please review to give fee back, I'd like to know if you honest to god like this.

Also –and this is for the whole story because I'm lazy- I don't own Harry Potter or Doctor Who, if I did I wouldn't be writing fanfic, instead I'd be chilling with the actors and arguing with Steven Moffat about the tragic departure of the Ponds. There, done, continue.

Love,

Taylah.

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One: Disgruntled

'Please place item on scale.'

That sentence was clearly one created by Satan himself, or quite possibly, Lord Voldemort. How many times does one item need to be place on a shiny metal surface before being allowed sanctuary in a plastic bag? It was only a bloody chocolate bar!

Hermione growled softly to herself as she once again placed the wrapped candy back on the scale only to be denied. The girl only had four items, a can of Sprite, a bag of Vege Chips, PK gum and this stupid Reece's peanut butter wafer bar. And yet it stood definite, refusing to be properly scanned and worst of all, a line was started to form behind her to use the check outs. What should have been an in and out trip had turned into a showdown between witch and machine.

Chuckling came from beside her, the sound causing Hermione's patience to snap as she turned to her boyfriend whom had thus far been standing there quietly up until then, watching her repeatedly scan the item.

"If you think it's so funny, Rory, why don't you do it!" Hermione growled softly to the tall man beside her, trying to draw as little attention to them as possible considering that the battle was still raging between her and the stupid check out machine. Without a word, Rory reached out and plucked up the bar, scanning it and popping it straight into the bag without any problems.

"Oh for the love of Merlin's saggy left nut!" Hermione shouted before shoving the correct change into the slot and without waiting for the docket, yanked the bag from the small bench and stalked out of the store.

With an amused sigh Rory grabbed the docket and followed after his girlfriend, chuckling softly at her annoyed expression before taking her hand and leading her back to the TARDIS, where once inside the Doctor reared his head from beneath the clear Plexiglas platform and said five words that drove Hermione to hide out in the vast library for the rest of the day ignoring both of her boys.

"Did you get the custard?"

Machine: 1 Hermione: 0