Yosh! Just a short random story...hope you enjoy it :D
Reviews kindly appreciated. :)
Rated T for safety.
Disclaimer: I Don't own any of the characters in the story.
Soils were overturned, the garden was in a complete mess. The mischievous Lavi & Allen squat in the middle of smelly soil.
"I've found it!" Lavi stood up holding a black leathered note book, "the legendary treasure!..."
"A note book?" Allen stared at Lavi, "You sure?"
"According to the map[which they had stolen from order], this should be it…"
Both of them sat down on the piles of mud, trying to figure out what the empty book does…
"Death Note" the two words were embed on the book. Lavi flipped open the first page, a whole list of rules surfaced. He read them out with excitement.
Lavi's eyes glittered, "Allen! Can you believe it? We've just found a NOTEBOOK which kills."
"OMFG, I'm gonna to kill the Earl first!"
Two little devil horns started growing on Allen's head, he snatched the book from Lavi and scribbled:
Sennen Hakushaku [a.k.a The Millennium Earl]
Died from excessive loss of blood in five minutes prior to now.
While trying to get his next victim, the Earl descends from the sky. Just then, Lero began shaking ferociously, the Earl loses his grip and fall from great height.
Allen gave an evil laughter when he has finished and returned the book to Lavi.
"Eh Allen, how do we know if the book really works?"
"Ohya, that's quite true…"Allen returned to his senses, but an idea came into Allen's mind,"we could just write someone's name who is now in the order! And see if that guy dies! :D"
"Oh Okay…" Lavi scribbled in the book:
A-L-L-E-N - W-A-L-K-E-R
Dies in 1 second.
"Lavi you Ba-"
Allen fall to the grounds, his heart hurts like hell. Then finally, he stopped breathing and stayed motionless. Lavi's eyes were wide opened, horrified, he couldn't believe what he just did…
"I j-just killed Allen"
Tears flowed down Lavi's cheeks, he hugged the soil covered Allen, Lavi's mucus is now all over Allen's body.
"Allen, Allen, ALLLLEEEENNNNN T.T"
"Good Evening." A familiar voice was heard, "I could hel-…ahAHHHHHHHHH"
The Earl had arrived, as he heard Lavi's mourning. But WHO KNOWS! Lero begun shaking his smelly butt unconsciously, the Earl now looks like a dancing FAT pig in air!
He lost his grip eventually [like what Allen wrote in the book] and fell like a helpless turkey! :DD
"BLOT!" the fat pig landed on the ground, bleeding non-stop!
Just then, another Death Note book was thrown towards Lavi's head.
"Lavi! You BAKA!" The Shinigami Allen strangled Lavi, "Who the heck told you to write my name in the damn book?"
"Allen! You're Alive!" Lavi couldn't believe his eyes, "but why did you change your clothes? They look ugly…"
"HELLO? I'm a shinigami, A SHINIGAMI" Allen points at his mucus-filled corpse and picked up his own Notebook previously thrown at Lavi.
"Cool" Lavi stared at Allen, "What's That? O.O"
"You'll know in one second…heh heh heh" Allen lift his pen from the book.
Lavi felt a unbearable pain in his heart, he fell to the ground [like Allen] and died [like Allen too.]
Now the two shinigamis united, and decided to go on a killing spree…
"Neh Allen, why don't we kill Komui first…followed by Kanda…" The rabbit-themed Lavi shinigami spoke.
"Why don't we make Komui rape Kanda before they die…ha ha ha" Allen smirked.
Both of them float through the Order, no one could see them now…
Ryuk returned to the garden from the toilet, with an apple in his mouth.
"What the hell happened here?"
Ryuk mumbled as he stares at the three dead bodies, two died from heart-attacks...and one killed by an umbrella?...
-End-
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