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ITACHI: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
Itachi runs into Deidara
DEIDARA: What the hell Itachi?
Itachi hides behind Deidara
ITACHI: They are going to eat me.
DEIDARA: Who?
ITACHI: The mice.
Shoves Deidara to make him move
DEIDARA: Itachi, the mice aren't going to eat you.
Deidara turns around to face Itachi
ITACHI: Yes dey will.
DEIDARA: No! They won't
ITACHI: Yes dey will. Dey will start to eat my toes then they'll multiply and keep eating my toesies.
Deidara shoves Itachi in a closet
Minutes later Tobi opens the closet door
TOBI: Deidara- sen pai! SEN PAI!
DEIDARA: What do you want swirly B?
TOBI: Itachi has no toes.
Deidara looks down to Itachi. And Itachi is crying
ITACHI: See? I told you they'd eat mah toesies.