Disclaimer: (sob) we don't own anything, except the computer this story was written on

A/N I am co-authoring this story with one of my bestest buddies. Her name is Jenny and she hasa user on this site too (shopping-luva91), and half the credit for this story goes to her! This is the first time w've written a story together, so let us know what you think!

P.S. There are a number of songs in this chapter (2 in fact) and there will be many more in later chapters.The two in this chapare both credited at the end.

Nick shifted in his seat, the rhythms of the music drumming through his head. God, he loved country music. The song finished and a new one came on. The music first, and then the lyrics started.

She take my money, when I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me

"Ugh!" His face scrunched up at the noise, and he switched the station. When he heard talking, he automatically went to switch it again, but he hesitated suddenly as he recognised the voice of the man speaking.

"Hi, my name is Gil Grissom and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sara"

Nick's jaw dropped as he recognised the first few bars of music.

She was in the mood. He wasn't. He needed an excuse, any excuse to get away.

"Tina honey, why don't I put on the radio?" She smiled at him from their bed and nodded. He turned and walked over to the stereo system. He turned and walked back towards his wife as the radio booted up.

"Hi, my name is Gil Grissom and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sara"

He stopped dead in his tracks, turning to stare with disbelief at the stereo. He recognised the song instantly, Lindsey loved this one, and tried to mask the look of dread on his face as he turned back to his wife.

"Hi, my name is Gil Grissom and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sara"

Catherine smirked. "Finally!" she muttered under her breath. He'd finally pulled his head out of the microscope long enough to do something about this crazy infatuation with Sara. Her mood turned upside down, however, as she heard his choice of song. Lindsey ran into the kitchen.

"I love this song!"

"Hi, my name is Gil Grissom and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sara"

He paused, putting down the DNA equipment in order to listen to his boss on the radio. "Shit!" He hadn't thought the man would take him seriously! No-one else around here did! He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down. "It's okay, maybe he chose another song! Yes, that's it, another song.." he told himself, trying not to panic. His head dropped to his hands, a grimace on his face as he heard the music start up. He heard laughter around the lab, and groaned.

She slammed the door shut and set the timer on the microwave, letting the machine warm up her dinner. She walked towards her bedroom, turning on the radio as she went.

"Hi, my name is Gil Grissom and I'd like to dedicate this song to Sara"

She wasn't really listening, at least, until she heard her name. She stopped and looked up. Probably a coincidence. Then she recognised his voice. "Grissom?" She shook her head. No way. No frikkin way. She walked back into her living room, curious to see what the song would be. She really had no idea. She raised her eyebrows as the music started, and then the full implictaions hit her. Her jaw dropped as she listened to the lyrics.

You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Grissom was SO dead!

A/N The two songs in this chapter are Golddigger (by Kanye West) and Horny as a Dandy (by the Dandy Warhols) Neither of us particularly like Golddigger, but Horny as a Dandy is fanfastic! You shouldall listen to it!