GW One Hit Wonders
Chapter 1- Black cats, burgers, and vampires. Oh my.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Dun sue.
Authors note: Just like pop stars anime characters have one hit wonders. Only
instead of songs, it's fanfic ideas. Some of them are decent, some are very
very.... less than decent. I don't want to offend people, some other people's
fics are good. I'm just here to point out how many people use the same idea
over and over, and make some people laugh.
~*~*~*Sailor Moon*~*~*~
One day Duo Maxwell was happily walking through the crowded streets of Tokyo.
Duo: I'm walking, oh yeah, I'm walking.
We don't know why he was in Tokyo, or walking, but he was. So anyway... he
was walking when he came upon a black cat.
Luna: Duo-
Duo: *takes a big step, a large squish sound can be heard* Huh, what was
that? *looks at the bottom of his shoe* Ew....
~*~*~*Gender Bender*~*~*~
So, the five guys were sitting around the tv. Meanwhile Dr.J was
experimenting with um, you know.... stuff.... and hit a bad switch. A giant
electro-magnetic wave went out just into the room the guys were sitting in.
Quatre: Did you guys just feel something?
Heero: Like what?
Quatre: Kinda feels like a giant electro-magnetic wave was sent out through
the room we're sitting in.
WuFei: You idiot, something like that only happens in a fanfic!
Dr.J: *rushes in* I'm so sorry! I did something wrong in the inforblah- blah
blah blah blahddy blahha blah blahd blah blah.
Duo: What?
Dr.J: Um... I kinda turned you into girls.
Duo: Oh.
All: .......
Trowa: Anyone wanna go grab a burger?
All: Yeah, ok.
~*~*~*Bleh!*~*~*~
Quatre: *runs into a room where Trowa and WuFei are sitting* Oh my God! Guys,
Duo is a vampire!
Trowa: ......
WuFei: ......
Quatre: WELL?!
Trowa: ........watching television
WuFei: ........bother Yuy instead
Quatre: Oh fine... I swear... I should have never gotton that new satellite.
*runs into the kitchen* Heero! Duo is a vampire!!!
Heero: *is chopping vegetables* So?
Quatre: He's coming here to KILL US!!!!
Heero: Eh *motions for him to leave*
Quatre: Aren't you phased in the slightest?!
Heero: What could be worse then when Duo brought home his shoe covered in
that squashed black fuzzy crap?
Quatre: Oh I give up. *leaves*
Duo: *comes into the kitchen and tries to sneak up on Heero*
Heero: Ugh, old garlic. Quatre really has to clean out his refrigerator more
often. *throws it over his shoulder, flying right into Duo's open mouth*
Duo: *chokes and dies*
Heero: *not realizing Duo's dead behind him he keep's cooking*
~*~*~*Last one, getting tired yet?*~*~*~
WuFei: Why are we here, this is injustice!
Trowa: I believe it has something to do with an interview.
Heero: If I have to answer one more question about whether I wear boxers or
briefs I'm seriously going to shoot someone.
Quatre: I am also getting somewhat tired of this. *pause* I'M SO SORRY!
Duo: Come on guys it's fun!
Heero: Who wants to tie Duo to his chair and leave? All in favor.
Trowa, Quatre, Wufei: I!
Heero: Opposed?
Duo: Neigh!
*fade out, the faint sounds of Duo yelling then being hit over the head with
a frying pan can still be heard*
~*~*FIN*~*~
DW: TA DAH!!! Ok, so what did you think? Okay, well, yeah... it was probably
the crappiest thing you've ever read. But if you think it's ok I guess I
could come up with a few more ideas for chapter 2.....
Chapter 1- Black cats, burgers, and vampires. Oh my.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Dun sue.
Authors note: Just like pop stars anime characters have one hit wonders. Only
instead of songs, it's fanfic ideas. Some of them are decent, some are very
very.... less than decent. I don't want to offend people, some other people's
fics are good. I'm just here to point out how many people use the same idea
over and over, and make some people laugh.
~*~*~*Sailor Moon*~*~*~
One day Duo Maxwell was happily walking through the crowded streets of Tokyo.
Duo: I'm walking, oh yeah, I'm walking.
We don't know why he was in Tokyo, or walking, but he was. So anyway... he
was walking when he came upon a black cat.
Luna: Duo-
Duo: *takes a big step, a large squish sound can be heard* Huh, what was
that? *looks at the bottom of his shoe* Ew....
~*~*~*Gender Bender*~*~*~
So, the five guys were sitting around the tv. Meanwhile Dr.J was
experimenting with um, you know.... stuff.... and hit a bad switch. A giant
electro-magnetic wave went out just into the room the guys were sitting in.
Quatre: Did you guys just feel something?
Heero: Like what?
Quatre: Kinda feels like a giant electro-magnetic wave was sent out through
the room we're sitting in.
WuFei: You idiot, something like that only happens in a fanfic!
Dr.J: *rushes in* I'm so sorry! I did something wrong in the inforblah- blah
blah blah blahddy blahha blah blahd blah blah.
Duo: What?
Dr.J: Um... I kinda turned you into girls.
Duo: Oh.
All: .......
Trowa: Anyone wanna go grab a burger?
All: Yeah, ok.
~*~*~*Bleh!*~*~*~
Quatre: *runs into a room where Trowa and WuFei are sitting* Oh my God! Guys,
Duo is a vampire!
Trowa: ......
WuFei: ......
Quatre: WELL?!
Trowa: ........watching television
WuFei: ........bother Yuy instead
Quatre: Oh fine... I swear... I should have never gotton that new satellite.
*runs into the kitchen* Heero! Duo is a vampire!!!
Heero: *is chopping vegetables* So?
Quatre: He's coming here to KILL US!!!!
Heero: Eh *motions for him to leave*
Quatre: Aren't you phased in the slightest?!
Heero: What could be worse then when Duo brought home his shoe covered in
that squashed black fuzzy crap?
Quatre: Oh I give up. *leaves*
Duo: *comes into the kitchen and tries to sneak up on Heero*
Heero: Ugh, old garlic. Quatre really has to clean out his refrigerator more
often. *throws it over his shoulder, flying right into Duo's open mouth*
Duo: *chokes and dies*
Heero: *not realizing Duo's dead behind him he keep's cooking*
~*~*~*Last one, getting tired yet?*~*~*~
WuFei: Why are we here, this is injustice!
Trowa: I believe it has something to do with an interview.
Heero: If I have to answer one more question about whether I wear boxers or
briefs I'm seriously going to shoot someone.
Quatre: I am also getting somewhat tired of this. *pause* I'M SO SORRY!
Duo: Come on guys it's fun!
Heero: Who wants to tie Duo to his chair and leave? All in favor.
Trowa, Quatre, Wufei: I!
Heero: Opposed?
Duo: Neigh!
*fade out, the faint sounds of Duo yelling then being hit over the head with
a frying pan can still be heard*
~*~*FIN*~*~
DW: TA DAH!!! Ok, so what did you think? Okay, well, yeah... it was probably
the crappiest thing you've ever read. But if you think it's ok I guess I
could come up with a few more ideas for chapter 2.....