Number 1: I hate you.
I see you are on toontown. I never really liked playing it. I have played it before, but for my lifetime total, it was only 260 minutes. Over a year that was 43 seconds a day. Some people play toontown every day. Oh yeah? Well...some people smoke weed every day! Some people smoke it for 42.7 seconds every time and over the year it becomes 4 hours 20 minutes. Do you smoke weed? Toontown does. I hate weed because it is what you do. Sure, I'll pull weeds from the garden, but I will not bring my lighter outside to the garden. I cannot remember; does toontown have a garden? I remember houses with yards. And doodles. I see your doodle! Only someone high would have allowed people to see its doodle! All you can see is toontown. And you want to walk up to Mickey Mouse? I want to assassinate him but only on toontown! Mickey Mouse is the main character on toontown; get rid of him and they're all going to burn in hell. You really need to stop or that happens to me too. I like mickey mouse but he needs to leave toontonw. And don't go to Disneyland because it is in a city called Heidenheim. General Fatface lives here and he is a nazi. So if you want to go to disneyland, be prepared for some Wolfenstein to happen. However, Disneyland will hate you for bringing your chaingun inside. Mickey mouse will have none of that. The safest state to be in is Maine. If you do not live in Maine then I hate you. It's the state furthest from California, which contains DisneyLand. Now, if you ever play toontown, you should know that it doesn't exist in 2014 ! So just play something else. And please, don't beat the dead mouse. We don't need any of that.