Dream Team
By TheOne
Welcome to….. DreamTeam!!!! Where all the tekken crew fight for their lives. Not!!!
There just here for the money dudez!!! Eddy Gordo is our host today!!!
Eddy: Thanx Bob!!! Well here we are, our annual show DreamTeam!!!!! This is our first
times on though, heh heh!!
Everybody: …………..
Eddy: Here are our contestants, in our Boring Team is, Anna!!!
Anna: Thank you Thank you!!
Eddy: Ummm please don't say anything when I call out the names.
Anna: make me!!!
Eddy: Never mind that. Our next member of the Boring team is… Julia Chang!!!
Julia: Ha hum ha hum ha hooweedooweedum!!!
Eddy: What was that?
Julia: Not sure, I thunk it was an Indian chant.
Eddy: Oh my.. Anyways, the next two members of our Excite Team is….. Jin Kazama!!
And Hwoarang!!!!!
Jin: Yes I am the better one.
Hwoarang: Why I am stuck with Jin all the time??
Jin: You know why… get it?? Huh? Huh?
Hwoarang: No I don't….
Jin: You know, you and me… get it??
Hwoarang: ….……
Eddy: What's up with them two? Our next team is our Dream Team!!!! They are Paul
and………….. Who else is on your team?
Paul: I don't know, I think it was Bryan.
Eddy: Alright it's Bryan!!!!!
Bryan: I was malfunctioning for awhile so I had to get fixed, sorry for the delay.
Eddy: Skay!!! Aight???
Bryan: Yeah Whatever……
Hwoarang: Get Paul away from me, you know what he does to me…
Paul: I 'm over that sweetie pie.
Hwoarang: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! Mom help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: That's very cool.
Eddy: Let's get on our show!! Dream Team is a show where three teams compete in the
most unusual events to gain a million dollars!!!!
Paul: Really????
Eddy: No, actually, you win a motorcycle!!
Paul: Yes!!!! Alright!!!
Eddy: Why are you so happy?
Paul: I have a chance to win a new motorcycle!!!
Eddy: Uh no you don't, the prize is a set of new china teacups.
Paul: Oh….
Eddy: Why da long face man?
Paul: I don't wanna win no stinkin teacups.
Eddy: Your not.
Paul: Then what's the prize?
Eddy: All I said was that you weren't gonna win them.
Paul: oh…..stinkin…peebag…..stup…id…
Eddy: What are you mumbling?
Paul: Nothing.
Eddy: Our first event is, Time to Gravy!!!!!
Contestants: Huh?????
Eddy: Wait guys, listen for the rules…What you are gonna do is, dance in gravy!!!! But
you need to do something special so that the audience is amazed!!! You get a point if you
do!!!
Paul: Uh huh…
Eddy: Well our first team is… the boring team.
Crowd: Booooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Anna: You shut up and I'll have a date with your guys!
Crowd boos louder.
Anna: Dimwit.
Eddy: Anna you go first.
Anna: Alrighty.
Anna steps into the gravy filled room.
Anna: Time to groove….
Anna starts to shake her booty and she….. THUMP!!!!!
Hwoarang: Too much calories……uh huh, that's gotta be it.
Jin: Totally.
Anna: I must've you know…
Eddy: Uh huh… keep going, you got 50 more seconds.
Anna: There's time in this? Oh my gosh I really got to get into the groo-
THUMP!!!!!
Anna: I'm sorry.
Eddy: 30 more seconds.
Anna: Oh my-
SLIP THUMPPPP!!!!!
Julia: Is she dead?
Jin: Probably embarrassed to death.
Eddy: Time up!!!
Julia: Great we have no points. Thanx Anna…. Anna?… ANNA!!!!!
Anna: ……………………
Ambulance comes…………….
Later on….
Eddy: Well, Julia your up!!
Julia: Right!! Just let me get into my rhythm.
Julia starts to nod her head to a beat… and starts chanting.
Julia: Ha ha ha ho ho ho ho
Paul: You stop calling me that!!!
Julia: heh heh heh hom DEE DUM DO DEE DUM!!!!
Julia starts to do the disco, then… she stumbles…
Julia: Oh dear me…
Eddy: Times up. I'll give you one point for being able to stand for at least ten seconds.
Julia: Thanx dude.
Eddy: Uh yeah.. Next is our excite team-
Nina: WAIT!!!! I'm here for Anna!! I'm gonna switch with her.
Eddy: Really. I guess your better than her. Go ahead.
Jin: But,but,but…Anna already went…
Eddy: Shut up foo!!!
Jin: Alright.
Nina starts to slow dance by her self.. Then she goes FUNKY!!!!!! She starts shaking
herself and falls…. And socks roll out of her top part of her clothes.
Eddy: Why are those in there.
Nina blushes: Well I wanted to make my busts look big so….
Eddy: Disqualified!!!!!
Nina: But comes on Eddy!!! I'll you know what on you…
Eddy: Deal accepted.
Nina; I knew you would understand.
Eddy: Nina gets her team two points for her big surprise.
Bryan: That is not fair!!! Sniff sniff sniff….
Eddy: Well that's all for now!!!! We'll be back after the commercials.
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