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Good Morning, Voldemort

Voldemort was annoyed. His plans for killing Harry Potter kept getting ruined and his Death Eater were no help. They always acted frightened of him; which was how he liked it, but it would be nice to feel that somebody cared about him once in a while, or at least appreciated him. Of course, there was Bellatrix Lestrange, who seemed almost in love with him, but in truth her obsession was a bit creepy. What he really wanted was someone to appreciate all he did for his Death Eaters and for them to show him a bit more respect and appreciation.

"Master!" cried Wormtail, coming into the drawing room of the Malfoy Manor, waking up Voldemort from a fitful slumber.

"What," said Voldemort irritably, raising his red eyes to glare at Peter Pettigrew. He cowered and stepped back a few steps.

"I—I'm sorry to wake you my Lord!" Wormtail stammered, still not looking into the terrifying red eyes.

"Look at your master while speaking to him!" Voldemort commanded, raising his wand to torture Wormtail for his untimely visit, "Crucio!"

Wormtail fell to the floor in pain spluttering, "I'm sorry!"

"That's better," said Voldemort, lowering his wand, "Now, raise your sleeve!"

Wormtail did as he was told silently, revealing on his arm a tattoo of a serpent coming out of the mouth of a head; the Dark Mark. Voldemort took out him wand and pressed it forcefully into Wormtail's tattoo. Wormtail bit his lip in pain but did not cry out. The tattoo got increasingly darker and Wormtail was shaking with pain when, finally, Voldemort released him and he fell to the floor.

"Get up!" Voldemort commanded, looking at Wormtail disgustedly. Wormtail leapt to his feet immediately, not wanting to give the Dark Lord a reason to torture him again.

"There," said Voldemort, examining Wormtail's now black tattoo, That should call them here, and when they come I have an idea."

He looked satisfied with himself as Death Eaters popped everywhere into space before him. When every one of them had arrived he spoke.

"Good," he began, clapping his hands together, "Now that you all have arrived, I have something I want from all of you. I have noticed that you all fear me, which is to be expected, but I still do not feel appreciated for all I do for you."

His looked at each of his Death Eaters in turn now, and many looked away.

"My master knows I appreciate him greatly!" Bellatrix cried, kneeling down at Voldemort's feet and stooping to kiss his robes. Voldemort swept them away before she could reach them.

"Get up," he commanded, and Bellatrix obeyed immediately, though she still had a frighteningly passionate look in her eyes. Voldemort ignored her and went on, "To insure that I do get satisfactorily appreciated, I will place a curse on each and every one of you."

At this many Death Eaters looked at each other warily, but Voldemort ignored this.

"You may not be aware of my untimely wake-up call today," he went on, "But from now on, I plan to be woken up with a much better attitude."

He raised his wand now to his Death Eaters and said, very clearly, "Sono!"

A shiver ran through the Death Eaters, and they suddenly felt the strange urge to sing. What was going on? Suddenly Bellatrix Lestrange could hold back no longer. She burst out into song,

"Oh, oh, oh
Wake up today
Feeling the way you always do
Oh, oh, oh
Hungry for something
That you can't eat
Then you hear that beat
The rhythm of slaughter
Starts calling you farther
It's like a message from
Far below
Oh, oh, oh
Pulling you out
To the eager set
Servants you love"

Bellatrix looked taken aback by this sudden outburst, but Voldemort just looked smug. Suddenly, the rest of the Death Eaters couldn't hold back any longer and joined in as Bellatrix continued:

"Good morning Voldemort!
Every day we can torture more!
Every night is a killing spree!
And it sound's like a symphony

Good morning Voldemort!
And some day when you kill Harry Potter
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort eternally!

The Death Eaters now looked at each other, aghast at the sounds coming out of their mouths. Now Bellatrix continued on her own,
"Oh, oh, oh
Look at my Lord
What Lord can compare with mine today?
Oh, oh, oh,
I've got "Avada" and "Crucio"
I'm ready to go

Got muggles to kill
An-y-thing you will
Death Eaters say
"Voldy, it's up to you"
So, oh, oh
Don't hold me back
'Cause today all your dreams will come true"

The rest of the Death Eaters now joined in again, seemingly unable to stop themselves,
"Good morning Voldemort!
There's the muggle who lives next door
There's the mudblood disgracing fool
They make me want to kill and be cruel

Good morning Voldemort!
And some day when you kill Harry Potter
The world's gonna wake up and see
Voldemort eternally!"

Now Bellatrix sang alone again, and the sound was straight from her cold black heart,
"I know every curse
I know every charm
I know there's a place muggles belong
I see all those mudblood wands shining ahead
So someone torture them
Before I drop dead!"

The rest of the Death Eaters echoed Bellatrix,
"Before she drops dead!"

Bellatrix continued,
"So, Oh, Oh
Give me a chance
'Cause when I start to curse I'm a murderer
Oh, oh, oh
Something inside of me makes me beam
When I hear that scream

My ma told me no
But my Lord tells me go!
It's like a devil inside my heart
Oh, oh, oh
Don't make me wait
One more moment for my life to start..."

Now the Death Eaters joined in again singing,
"Good morning, good morning"

While Bellatrix sang,
"Waiting for my life to start!"

This time, all the Death Eaters, including Bellatrix sang with a passion, giving their all for a grand finale,
"I love you Voldemort!
Every day we can torture more!
Every night is a killing spree!
And it sound's like a symphony"

The Death Eaters except Bellatrix sang,
"Yes, More Or Less We All Agree"

While Bellatrix sang
"Voldemort eternally..."

Then all of the Death Eaters closed the song, really belting out the ending,
"Someday the world
Is gonna see
Voldemort eternally!

And I promise Voldemort!
That some day when you kill Harry Potter
The world's gonna wake up and see

Voldemort eternally..."