This is only the first chapter

(I'm British so some words in this story might mean different things, e.g. pants, sorry)

This is a TVD fan fiction about Elena and Damon 's life after he drank the cure from Elena.

"Morning babe!" Damon exclaimed as he ran down the stairs in his pants and grabbed a piece of toast.

"Morning." Elena smiled back, she loved how funny Damon was as a human. They shared a kiss and he ran back upstairs to get dressed. Elena poured herself a cup of coffee and sighed as she leaned on the counter. She stared at her messy house and could only think about how she needed to clean it because Caroline and Jenna were coming over and the house keeper cancelled.

"I'm late, I'm late, ugh! !!!! I'm late!" Damon screamed running down the stairs.

"OK, you sound like the white rabbit." Elena laughed at him. He walked over kissed her and opened the door

"Love you, bye!"

"Wait, I made..." he shut the door "breakfast." she whispered. She had just enough time to eat and to get to work.

That nightDing Dong."Coming!" Elena shouted loud enough for Caroline and Jenna to hear her.

Ding Dong."Caroline, I swear to god, get off my doorbell before I shove it so far up your a..." Damon screamed from the sofa.

"I found the spare key." Jenna laughed as she hugged Elena with angry Caroline and Damon staring at each other.

"You're not vampire anymore, I am. I'll eat you for lunch." Caroline grinned and hugged Elena.

"Red!" Damon and Jenna hugged "Come here Blondie." He laughed with his arms wide open. For the past year the girls had girls night on Fridays and Damon went out with Alaric.

"I'll see you later." Elena kissed Damon as he walked out. Caroline plopped down onto the sofa:

" What're we watching?"

In the bar:"So how's married life treating ya?" Alaric elbowed Damon.

"You ask that every Friday and I give you the same answer, we're not married we're engaged! Don't you have something else to talk about like Josie and Lizzie starting school?"Damon answered back.

"Fine, Josie is very excited about sch..."

"Aaagh! Just stop talking in general, Jesus! 'Josie this Lizzie that' yadda yadda yadda."

The house:"Elena?" Jenna came out of the bathroom holding a small object in her hands.

"Huh?... No! you weren't supposed to see that!" She shouted(not angrily)

"It was sorta on the bathroom floor."Jenna sadly smiled.

"Danm you Danny!" a dog came running.

"What is it?" Caroline walked over to Elena and Jenna " Oh. My. God! Elena Gilbert! Are you pregnant?"

Dun Dun Duuuuuun. Hope you enjoyed more to come!