Disclaimer:
Final Fantasy is owned by those Square-ish people, rather than my esteemed self.
Note:
I wrote all of these stories and story bits years ago and the only proof reading done on them was done by myself and is probably not as thorough as it should have been. I decided to set them out though, on the off chance that some of you would enjoy reading them. I do hope that's the case.
For Absolutely No Reason
What –really- happened in Time Compression
That was the most horrible thing I have ever experienced. There were all these realities and almost none of them made ANY sense. How long did it last, anyway? Hyne, I've seen so many version of myself- I'm not entirely sure who I am anymore. I'm Seifer Almasy. I'm Seifer.. Amalsy… Siffer…
-flash-
Fujin wore a simple, blue sundress. She had long ago disposed of her old uniform and dress jacket. She had found the courage to move on. Now she had found the courage to confess her love to the man who had always been her knight.
"Oh, love, guardian of my heart, I beseech thee listen to my entreaties. For yours is the strength of spirit, of honor, of destiny. Fate herself compels me to abide at your side, but her orders stand meaningless. For I should follow you were the gods themselves to descend and bid me leave. But one of your… "trademark smirks"… is worth eternal damnation."
-flash-
That was the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time. I mean that beats…what the hell is Chicken Wuss doing?
-flash-
Zell stared deeply into Seifer's green eyes. He hated him. He hated him with a passion. Passion, that was about to be fulfilled. The martial artist's body was hard with longing, tight with anticipation. "Seifer…" He put his hand on the other man's leg, tracking it slowly upward…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-flash-
That… that didn't happen… No way am I gay. And what the hell? Zell? Come on, is there anything less possible tha… oh shit.
-flash-
"I know the perfect thing to cheer you up, my darling." Selphie's smile was as bright as her dress. Seifer had been let back into garden, no questions asked, and had shortly confessed that ever since they were children he'd been in love with her. Ever since Selphie had been in the highest of spirits. She could never say so before, but she had been in love with the tall, blond warrior as long as she could remember… except for that period of time where she'd forgotten everything about him… and that tiny period where they'd been bitter enemies- but c'est la vie! This was the man she wanted to spend the rest of her life with, the man whose children she wanted to bear
Oh please, the sugary sweetness is going to make me sick in about two seconds.
-flash-
Ha ha, Selphie, that's rich. I guess at least they couldn't think of someone worse than Chi-
-flash-
Cid may have always seemed like an ordinary old man, a father figure- only he ran a school for mercenaries, but there was nothing ordinary about him now. The leather straps that made up his outfit stretched over his portly frame. They were black and red, just like the straps that made up the whip in his hand. He smiled a dark and threatening grin as he looked at the well built and well oiled man chained to his desk.
-the scream of a frightened little girl—
-flash-
You… you bastard… if I ever… ahhhhh, my mind is burning. Goodbye cruel world, I shut my eyes to you at last…
"Don't worry, Seifer, it's over now."
Is that Quistis' voice? There was no flash, which must mean that she's found me! I'm finally going to be-
Quistis wore an outfit that was eerily similar to what Seifer had recently seen on Headmaster Cid. It was an unsettling thought. "No, you're not real. You're just another one of those… those… things, those things that happen for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!
-flash-