Neji: I am.
Aurora: Alright. Get ready because you will be on air in 5 minutes.
Neji: Okay.
*Neji goes on stage and sits in a chair behind a desk. On the front is a sign that reads Neji's talk show starring Neji.*
*Cameraman signals that Neji is on air*
Neji: Hi there! Welcome Neji's Talk starring Me! Today's guest is none other than Kohona's emo kid Sasuke Uchiha!
Audience: *fangirls scream*
Neji: Okay thats enough.
Audience: *fangirls are still screaming*
Neji: *yelling* Shut the fuck up!
Audience: *quiet*
Neji: Thats better.*clears throat* Now Sasuke how are you?
Sasuke: Okay I guess.
Neji: That's fantastic. So how are you and Sakura doing?
Sasuke: What?
Neji: *talks louder* How are you and Sakura doing?
Sasuke: *yells* We are not dating and we never will!
Neji: Sasuke your such a liar I saw you two holding hands walking to last night.
Sasuke: What the fuck are you talking about Neji? We aren't dating. I would never date that Pink Haired Menace.
Neji: Geez sorry I asked.
Sasuke: hn
Neji: Well anyway we have a surprise guest for our guest today. Everyone please give a warm welcome to the Cold Hearted Monster of Kohona. Itachi Uchiha!
Sasuke: ...
*Itachi walks on stage wearing a black suit and a red tie. All of the fangirls scream.*
Neji: Welcome to the show Itachi!
Itachi: My pleasure Neji.
Sasuke: ...
Itachi: Oh hello little brother.
Sasuke:...
Neji: Sasuke? Are you okay?
Sasuke: ...
Itachi: *walks behind the desk and leans down next to Neji's ear.* *whispers* I think we need a help from some fangirls. If you know what I mean.
Neji: *smiles evilly* Oh I know what you mean. Should we use the secret weapon or someone from the crowd?
Itachi: The secret weapon.
Neji: *smiles evilly*
Itachi: *evil laugh*
Neji: *looks at clock* Well folks I hate to break it to you but sadly this show has to come to an end. Till next time this is Neji. Peace!
End of part 1! Sorry it isn't that funny but the beginning is usually kind of boring. But I promise you that the next part will be twice as funny!