As It Was and You Were
Chapter One
Mistakes
"I ardently refuse to work with that sickening… thing," Lily scowled and swatted away her stunning red tresses. Alice smiled to herself in a knowing way. Lily caught this and scowled even more. She was terribly angry person.
"Lily you're a terribly angry person you know that right?"
"Alice please do not cause me grief. I am already quite grieved. James is an imbecile, a delinquent fool, a shallow scourge of society and should be castrated to the extent-"
Not listening! Not listening!" Alice placed her hands over her ears and scrunched up her face.
"That's attractive," The topic of their painful conversation was standing in the doorway in all his manly glory. He grinned widely and winked, only to succeed in making his face look like it was overdosed on nerve gas.
"Potter! Do not stand in my presence! You are tainting the very air I breathe!"
"Evans you beautiful creature! You slay me with you words of scorn! Sadly that made me fall even more in love with you," Lily merely deepened her scowl. She was a very angry person.
"My good people! How are we this fine day? I must say I can feel a lot of sexual tension brewing in this compartment. For once I'm not creating it," Sirius leapt into said compartment and almost killed Alice with the quill he was waving about in a flamboyant manner.
"Are you gay Sirius?"
"Of course not my good man. I'm the manliest of men. Whatever gave you that idea James?" he flipped his hair aside
"Oh nothing. Nothing at all," by now Sirius was examining his perfect profile in the window reflection. He winked at his reflection and gave it a mid-air kiss. The other three present looked afraid and then simultaneously shuddered.
"So….. what's happening?" Alice spoke awkwardly
"Peter wet himself… again,"
"Remus," Lily squealed joyfully, dropping her angry demeanor for that moment.
"Lily," Remus acknowledged her with a small nod and a wave. "James you're Head Boy. Go and help Peter with that drying charm,"
"No way. This is Peter we're talking about,"
"Yes way,"
"No way,"
"Yes way,"
"No way, you're smarter,"
"No way,"
"Yes way,"
"Haha you said yes! You have to do it!"
"Puck you Remus!" James summoned a random trunk and threw it at Remus. Remus fired the trunk straight back at James. James got hit.
"Should we just leave him there?" asked Sirius who had resumed his hair talents.
"Yeah he'll come around,"
"No I won't,"
"You just did James,"
"Oh OK,"
"James is Head Boy?" Lily asked nonchalantly.
"Yes rather he is," answered Sirius.
"Oh OK… JAMES IS HEAD BOY? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? HE CAN'T BE! I'M HEAD GIRL!"
"Lily, we mentioned that about a minute ago,"
"I don't care! He's Head Boy! How?"
"Well Lily it was like this. I got a letter about-"
"Shut up Potter! I didn't ask!"
"Infact you did Lily,"
"No Sirius!"
"Lily-"
"No Remus,"
"Lil-"
"No Alice,"
"Lily-"
"No Peter. Goodbye. Head business to attend to and such," Lily walked out. James watched her with a sickeningly wistful expression.
My god I love her.
"I say, James, I can hear your thoughts,"
"Shut up Peter,"
"I'm Sirius,"
Well. What do you think? Really you can tell me! As many profanities as you like! They're hilarious! So little button down there….. you know what to do. You don't? Oh well too bad!