Disclaimer: I do not own JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or Kill la Kill. All rights go to Hiriko Araki (Author of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure), David Productions (Animation studio), Shonen Jump (Manga), Hiroyuki Imaishi (Director of Kill la Kill), Kazuki Nakashima (Author of Kill la Kill) and Trigger Studios (Animation studio and producer).

Chapter 1: A lazy afternoon in Honnouji City

It was, as the name of this chapter suggests, just another boring day in the militaristic style school. This particular schools was known as Honnouji Academy, a school run like a hierarchy.

The system was quite simple and straightforward. Students attending this school were classified into different ranks or "star ratings". At the top of this pyramid was a young but bold, controlling, charismatic woman leader. Her name was Satsuki Kiryuin, the daughter of Ragyo Kiryuin who was a member of the school board as well as CEO of the REVOCS company, a huge, leading business in the stock market exchange well famed for the selling of clothes. Satsuki using her status as the daughter of Ragyo, controlled the school with an iron fist. Moving on, below Satsuki Kiryuin were her 4 henchmen, the Elite 4.

Ira Gamagori, Head of the Disciplinary Committee (Big, tough dude who likes punishing students)

Houka Inumuta, Head of the Information and Strategy Committee (Antisocial nerd)

Uzu Sanageyama, regulates Athletic clubs (Blind swordsman who looks like a ninja turtle)

Nonon Jakuzure, regulates Non-Athletic clubs (Annoying girl who loves music e.g. EARAPE BAND MUSIC)

These four henchmen have the rank of 3 Stars. After the Elite 4 are the 2 Star Students, students who are leaders of their own small clubs such as Takaharu Fukuroda, a leader of the Boxing club. Another is Omiko Hakodate, leader of the Tennis club. Following 2 Star students are the 1 Star students who (In my opinion) are the Stormtroopers of Honnouji Academy, blindly following whatever orders are given to them. Finally we've come down to the No-Star students, who dwell at the bottom of the pyramid of Honnouji Academy. These "No-Star students" are students who have no worth or value to the school. (Yeah it's a hard-knock life for these students)

Ok so back to the story!

Ryuko (the main edgy character of Kill la Kill) and Mako (Her best friend/Speedwagon), were walking home after another boring day at Honnouji Academy.

"I can't wait until we get home! For those world famous crochets Mom makes!", Mako said with excitement.

"Yeah me too.", Ryuko replied with a smile as they walked passed by a bunch of hobos, who seemed to be staring at them creepily. Ryuko just ignored this and found that she would rather pay attention to her best friend's ranting than a bunch of hobos who had taken an interest to her and Mako.

Thus spoke Senketsu, the sentient, kinky looking sailor uniform that was currently being worn by Ryuko.

"Hey Ryuko."

"Yeah?".

"I've noticed something rather troubling and concerning.", Senketsu said.

"Is it those Hobos from earlier looking at us creepily that concerns you?", Ryuko asked. She did notice that there was something rather strange about the way that the hobos had stared at her and Mako. She had just put it off as those men perving on the two of them.

"No it's not that.", Senketsu answered.

"What is it then?", Ryuko asked Senketsu.

"It's just that it's been bugging me for a while now...I tried to ignore it but now I feel the urge to actually tell you….", Senketsu told her.

"What? Just tell me already goddammit!", Ryuko yelled at Senketsu, ignoring the weird looks she got from people who walked passed the pair.

"You've put on weight.", Senketsu said plainly.

Hearing this Ryuko blushed in embarrassment and confusement . She had actually expected to hear something very serious and important but what she had just heard was the complete opposite.

"What do you mean I've put on weight?!", Ryuko asked angrily and embarrassed.

"Oh! Did Senketsu tell you that you had put on weight?", Mako butted in.

Mako then did her signature pose (You know which one) and went on to talk rapidly about how Ryuko needs to stop eating so that she doesn't end up getting all fat and that if she got fat, she would somehow die from blood loss. After her little spotlight moment, Mako fainted. Ryuko panicked.

"Hey Mako! Mako!", Ryuko called out to Mako as she shook Mako's body. She was worried about her best friend's health.

"Come on Mako! Just wake up already!", Ryuko continued as she kept shaking Mako's body violently as an attempt to wake her up. Ryuko then remembered to check Mako's pulse and breathing. She put her two fingers on Mako's wrist and felt around for her pulse. It took a while and Ryuko got desperate. Finally she found the pulse, although it was faint and hard to feel. Ryuko gave a huge sigh of relief knowing that her bat-shit crazy, brown haired friend was still alive. She then turned her ear to where Mako's mouth was. She felt the hot, warm air on her ear. This also relieved Ryuko greatly.

"She doesn't look too well.", Senketsu told Ryuko.

"Yeah I know.", Ryuko replied.

"We need to get her home. Her father, Mr Mankanshoku is a doctor and could help her.", Senketsu told Ryuko.

Ryuko nodded her head. All she could think of now was getting Mako home and safely.

"Just what could have caused her to faint?", Ryuko thought to herself. After all, Mako had fainted on the spot with no warning beforehand. As Ryuko thought about this while running home with Mako in her arms, she failed to notice the menacing silhouette of a buff man in one of the dark alleyways she had passed. Senketsu noticed it but said nothing as getting Mako home was top priority.

Meanwhile in the dark alleyway…..

This young, buff man was puffing. He took a while to rest a little bit but then stood up, tipping his hat downwards and covering his eyes.

"Yare Yare daze…"...

TO BE CONTINUED