None of this is mine
midnight's fade
Chapter 1
"Naruto...Naruto" he heard a shrill voice screech at him through the darkness of his sewer like mind he had grown accustom to walking through now days. ever since the fight with sasuke he had seen this place every time he went to sleep. Far from what it use to be it was now relaxing place to be secluded and alone only because unlike the outside world he knew what to expect from this place.
He knew his mind inside out so to speak. Since he brought sasuke back from the valley of the end everything had been different the resentment that people usually had for him had sparked up again, unusually fiercely. The villagers where pissed that he used the rasangan on the uchiha. Most ninjas were pissed that he used an S-class technique on a fellow ninja especially a bloodline limit user. Sakura was pissed that he had beaten the crap out of the 'love of her life'. Kakashi was pissed that even with all the specialised training that he had given sasuke that he was still beaten and that his student had found someone to teach him that was stronger than himself and sasuke was pissed at naruto because...because he was alive.
To put things simply allot of people seemed to be pissed at Naruto.
The one good thing that had come out of it is that the small amount of people that didn't like sasuke seemed to be quite please with the turn of events and seemed to think a pat on the back were in order which he seemed to receive on the walks through the village. He even got a few winks as well but the most interesting seemed to be his new found reputation as a complete psycho.
Dragging the near corpse of his team mate back through the gates by his hair will do that to you he guessed.
Naruto had changed quite a bit since his return to konoha. The walk home with his 'team-mate' had given him time to think about his life.
He realised that he seemed to be the only one out of the rookie nine and the whole village that wasn't taking being a ninja seriously, yeah he had moments of seriousness but this whole shinobi thing was still just a game to him. That was until he almost died then he began to wonder the undying fury he held towards kyubbi and how he affected his life might have been wrong maybe he was taking this kyubbi thing the wrong way.
Everyone seemed to have things that made them better ninjas. Sasuke had the sharangan as did kakashi. Shino had his bugs. Kiba had his dog techniques. Shikamaru had his shadow techniques passed to him by his father. Ino had her mind tricks. Hinata had her weird eyes and choji had his overweightness that seemed to improve his fighting style. Maybe kyubbi was his advantage on life. Sakura was the only one that had nothing like Naruto and look how she turned out. Shit. No ifs or buts that girl was shit and pretty much useless.
So Naruto started brain storming on what he could do to make himself stronger.
As usual on his walk Naruto ended up at the gateway of the kyubbi he stood staring at the greatest demon the world had ever seen the nine-tailed kitsune.
"Hey foxy what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" Naruto said loudly only to see the fox's paw fly out at him taking a swing at him nearly getting him as well.
"What's wrong did you get a hair cut and your boyfriends not notice it?" Naruto said before laughing uproaringly as kyubbi threw himself at the gate harshly and have red chakra drift out from him and into Naruto.
"So it does work...that's interesting...that's very interesting indeed" Naruto said.
"What are you talking about you no good piece of shit" Kyubbi roared
"well see whenever I get mad I get an aura of chakra and when you summon chakra it goes straight into my body so I wondered that if I get you angry enough then would your chakra would flow into me and apparently it does".
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Then kyubbi roared with laughter "you sneaky little shit hahahahahaha I never expected that I would find a human ballsy enough to steal chakra off any demon especially me"
"Well...um...you know...that's how I roll"
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"Im sorry I was expecting you to try and kill me not to laugh im a little shocked you know so give me a second to collect myself" Naruto took a deep breath "ok im good...continue"
"So was there any reason other reason that you came down here other than to piss me off".
"well actually now you mention it I want to get stronger but im at a loss of what to do I mean I cant get training from other ninjas and I already train my body with taijutsu daily but I think im going to hit the limits of what I can learn by myself right now. Any suggestions?".
Kyubbi seemed to ponder on this seriously for a moment "well you could always kill yourself and start again in the next life".
"I don't think killing myself is the was to solve this problem".
"Please do it, trust me it doesn't hurt".
Naruto faked considering it and then looked up again "no I don't think that I will do that. Any other ideas".
Kyubbi adopted his thinking pose then answered "you could always kill other people you know practice and everything".
"Nope killing isn't my thing I don't like getting blood on my suit" Naruto said obviously thinking that Kyubbi was joking.
Kyubbi stepped forward almost eagerly "hear me out before you make a decision your a ninja you have to kill people anyway wouldn't you rather that you killed someone that you chose instead of someone that is chosen for you, it could even be a child or women and if you go killing people then you can steal there stuff and sell it maybe get some proper equipment and you may even get some Justus cool toys from other continents" seeing Naruto unsure expression kyubbi continued "and ill even start teaching you some Justus myself but first you need to improve your chakra control" Kyubbi saw naruto's face fall "and I got a cool technique for you to do to train" he added to see Naruto perk up.
"Were would I find someone to kill though I mean I can't kill villagers" naruto said.
"well if you really think about you could but its properly not a good idea" again kyubbi assumed the thinking pose and Naruto joined him then Kyubbi had an idea so bright you could pretty much see the light bulb above its head "do you know how much it costs to hire a ninja" Naruto answered in the negative "lot and then some why not go stand outside the job office thing then wait for someone to try and get a sympathy mission and when they get turned down you accept it. Its raw cash no commission going to konoha and most of the missions are just revenge missions or thugs and bandits that don't deserve to live anyway"
"Ok you have a deal ill start...doing missions and you help me get stronger starting with this control technique"
"Ok deal and you should be impressed because this is the most useful technique you will find" said kyubbi "its pretty cool really"
"Oooh tell me what it is" Naruto all but begged.
Kyubbi chuckled at the kid's enthusiasm 'maybe he won't be such a bore after all'.
"ok what you do is you pull out a hair pump chakra into it and straighten it with the chakra and then compress the chakra throw it at something and if you do it right the hair will explode after a while" Naruto's prankster mind ran into over drive with this information "but you don't want to others to copy it but watch out for early explosions and holding on to it to long or you might lose a finger or two ok"
The star eyed Naruto nodded with a sinister grin on his face.
"One more thing before I leave why I seem to turn up here every time I fall asleep its kinda freaky-deaky"
"Well its because when someone tattoos a seal on you stomach its only made of ink and when a chidori goes through your stomach it messed with the seal because your missing a few lines where the chidori went in and that means that you seem to be in your mind constantly while sleeping which is a good thing really"
"And why is that"
"Ill tells you after a few kills ok mr tiny time to..."
"...WAKE THE FUCK UP"
Naruto woke to screeching that seemed unearthly and demonic
"NARUTO"
"Yes Satan" Naruto replied before turning around and seeing sakura "oh im sorry sakura I thought you were someone else"
"Do you know how easy it would have been to kill you while you were sleeping your such a pathetic ninja" sakura sneered
"Do you know how easy it would be to kill you...like right now with you looking at me and everything" Naruto imitated her.
"Naruto don't threaten your team-mate that isn't a nice thing to do" Kakashi said with his goofy grin that seemed to never leave his face.
"And why should I listen to you?" Naruto said trying to get a rise out kakashi.
"Because im your teacher and you're expected to as a team so ill have no backtalk from you" said kakashi threateningly. That in itself should have been a warning sign but Naruto decided to push the limits.
"When have you ever been my teacher and when have these fuckwits been team-mates?" Naruto said angrily
"you say that a team should be a family and I think its true" he pointed at kakashi" your the father of the family of fuckwits a bastard that only cares about his favourite son" he pointed at sasuke "your the spoiled son who takes everything people give him and throw it back in there faces and brood like a fucking sissy" then he turned on Sakura "and you are the dog preened and pretty like a fucking poodle begging for attention and me...you treat me like im the stray that you found on the streets that everyone wants to put down are to polite to say so and im fucking sick of it" he said spitting on the ground near there feet and walking of only to hear to the loud objection of his team behind him.
"Come back you little shit" Kakashi shouted loudly.
Naruto stopped and slowly turned ready for a brawl.
Yeah I know its short but I want to see if I get a good reacting before continuing.
2 bad 4 u.
Lachlan.