AUTHOR'S NOTE:

LANGUAGE WARNING! Contains swearing and bad words.

So this was a crazy and weird idea that I had today, and I decided to make it into a story. This fanfiction is based on the SML video "Big Ears!", where Junior gets reminded by Chef Pee Pee that he doesn't have ears, and somehow cannot hear anymore because of this, so he is forced to get a pair of replacement stock ears that make him look ridiculous. In this story, Jeffy shouts in Mario's ear and makes him deaf. This is a SuperMarioLogan story so please don't hate on me.

In Jeffy's crib, 9:30 AM

Jeffy woke up in the morning, next to a box of Cheerios.

"Good morning baby," Jeffy said to the Cheerio box, "You ready for my pee-pee?"

He then started to hump the box of Cheerios before he felt hungry.

"I'mma find Daddy," he said to himself after he stopped humping the box of Cheerios.

On the couch

"Hey, um, Daddy," Jeffy said to Mario, who was sitting on the couch, "I'm hungry."

"Good morning, Jeffy," Mario replied, "What do you want to eat?" After a short beat, Jeffy said, "I don't even know."

"Well, I can make you some green beans," Mario said.

"Some what, Daddy?" Jeffy asked, being that he hated green beans a lot.

"Some green beans, Jeffy," Mario replied.

With the now inevitable fate of having to eat his least favorite food, Jeffy wanted to remind Mario, but not in a pleasant way.

"Um, Daddy, come here," Jeffy said, "I want to tell you something."

As he got closer, Mario said, "OK, sure."

When Mario got close to Jeffy's mouth, he didn't see it coming when Jeffy suddenly let out an ear-piercing scream, "I HATE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!"

As Jeffy began a rant, Mario's ears were hurting and ringing so much. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS!" Jeffy yelled, "WHAT IS IT GONNA TAKE TO GET THROUGH YOUR THICK ITALIAN MUSTACHE, TO KNOW THAT I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS!"

Instead of saying anything else, Mario just asked, "What? Jeffy, what did you say?"

Jeffy got more enraged. "I DON'T LIKE GREEN BEANS, DADDY!" Jeffy continued shouting, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!"

Mario started asking louder, "WHAT?"

Jeffy snapped at this. "YOU KNOW WHAT DADDY?" Jeffy ranted, "FUCK YOU! FUCK GREEN BEANS! YOU CAN FUCKING BUY ME CARROTS, OR PEAS, OR SOME OTHER SHIT! BUT YOU CAN FUCKING LEAVE THE GREEN BEANS AT THE GODDAMN STORE DADDY!"

"FUCK YOU!" Jeffy said one more time, before leaving.

"JEFFY!" Mario yelled, "I can't hear anything! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"

In the kitchen

Chef Pee Pee was cooking a meal, when Mario arrived.

"Chef Pee Pee!" Mario said.

"Oh hey Mario! What do you want?" Chef Pee Pee asked.

"What?" Mario replied, still unable to hear.

"What do you mean what?" Chef Pee Pee said.

"Chef Pee Pee, I can't hear anything!" Mario tried to plead.

"Mario, I don't believe you," Chef Pee Pee asked, "What's going on?"

"Um, I can't hear you but I can explain what's going on," Mario told him, "So Jeffy said that he was hungry and then I said I was going to make him green beans, and then he yelled really loud in my ear, so now I can't hear anything!"

"That makes no sense!" Chef Pee Pee replied.

"WHAT?" Mario yelled again.

Chef Pee Pee sighed in frustration. "Let me go check your ear," he said, before looking into Mario's right ear. "I don't see anything," he told Mario, and looked a little closer.

He seemed to notice a really bad sight in his ear, and screamed in disgust.

"OH MY GOD THAT IS SO GROSS!" Chef Pee Pee yelled, before throwing up in an empty pot. "I HAVE TO CALL THE DOCTOR RIGHT NOW!" Chef Pee Pee screamed as he left.

"WHAT?" Mario asked once more, before following him.

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