Rating: K+ (PG)
Challenge: A heist (of some kind)

The men of the Kaitou Kid Taskforce looked around their environment uncomfortably. A few of the younger member were holding tissues to their noses and looking everywhere but at the displays in the store.

Now why were these disciplined men uncomfortable?

Well, it's quite simple really. They were standing in the middle of a ladies undergarment store. And not just any store for ladies undergarments. No, that would have been too kind for them. In truth, they were standing-well-shifting uncomfortably in the middle of the newly opened Victoria's Secret store in downtown Tokyo.

Now why were these men in at a Victoria's Secret in the first place?

Simply put, the Phantom Thief was now a Panty Thief. Well, to be more precise, an underwear thief since he was going to lift the diamond encrusted Victoria's Secret bra and panty set. But I digress.

It wasn't so much that Kid was out to steal the set. He was more interested in the 70-carat diamond gracing the front of the bra. However, since it was part of a set, he could not just take the bra, he obliged to take both articles of clothing.

Kid crouched within a rack of camisoles trying to keep a poker face as he watched the police shift around the store uncomfortably. He had overheard more than one officer say that the lady of the household expected something nice when they returned from duty that night.

At precisely 11:57 p.m., a spotlight turned on, illuminating the display. As the police stared in wonder at glittering underwear, Kid slipped out of his hiding place and made his way to the top of the display with a series of acrobatic maneuvers.

Kid and the police went through the (fairly) normal maneuvers that comprised a Kid heist. Kid goes for target. Nakamori yells for everyone to get Kid. Kid embarrasses the police. Kid gets away with the target.

As Kid left the building, he considered what to do with the underwear if the jewels were not what he was looking for. A grin grew on his face as he made his getaway via glider. So many choices on how to return the heist. Oh, how will I ever decide?

Ending 1

Nakamori slammed on the brakes as he passed in front of the police headquarters the morning following the heist. Hanging from the flagpole in their glittery glory was the previous night's heist.

Ending 2

"Daddy…?"

"Hmm, yes, Aoko?" Nakamori said through his pipe as he read the morning paper.

"I really do appreciate it when you buy me stuff but…well, this is kind of disturbing to get from you father," she said throwing an opened box on the table.

He placed his paper on the table and pulled the box toward himself. As he looked in the box, his face took on the shade of a ripe plum and his mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water.

Nakamori's rage was so great that he could not express it any other way than to make strangling motions with his hands.

Ending 3

In England, Hakuba pulled a package addressed to him from the family's mailbox. Instead of a return address, there was a tiny Kid face drawn on the corner.

As he opened the package, his fears were realized. Kid had sent him lingerie.

I couldn't decide which ending to use. So you can pick your favorite. The third ending is for Icka (You evil influence!). This thing was spawned by reading some of stories here and by the old mental image of a diamond encrusted bra offered for sale from Victoria Secret. Really, they were selling the thing for $11 million. And it had a 70-carat diamond on it.