"The One Ring" "Look at this stuff " Little Mermaid

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?
So many rings, how can I compeat?
Wouldn't you say I'm the one ring,
Of everything!

Look at that Orc,
He was once an elf
He got perverted,
Now he's on Sauron's shelf

Wouldn't you say he's a hottie, with everything!

He's got blue skin,
White hand prints
And pelts

Sharp teeth,
Two swords,
And high health

You want half-lings?
I've got plenty
But only one, Dark lord

I wanna be, where there's no sunlight
Lots of dead trees,
And Warg's howlin', in moonlight

Sauron's gonna take over Middle Earth
And make all those humans...
What's that word again?
"Slaves"
Down in Mordor, Down in the dark
Really real high up, way up in the sky
Oh, bob help me, wish I could be
On Sauron's hand

What would I give, to be on the hand of the one who made me
What would I pay, to spend a day with my dark lord
Bet in MirkWood they don't want me
Or at Gladeril's, Elrond's, or The Gamgee's
Bright and shiny, Gollum's grimy
I'm ready to RULE!!!

I'm ready to take all the other rings,
Tell'm what to do, and make them listen!
Make them bow down, and part of my...
What's that term again?
"Harem"
I am the ONE!
Ruler of'm all
The Fellowships wining,
Will this be the fall?

Of my dark lord...
Please! Just one finger more,
To my dark lord!