Okey dokey, ma first K ND fic. Not my FIRST fanfic ever but definitely my first KND fic…
Anyways, yah, I guess you could say they're a little older in this fic. Highschoolish? Neh? You can work it out…
You know what would have been really good? If this was submitted on Valentines day. It was almost submitted the day after, it was FINISHED the day after, but like, 10 minutes before the day after the day after Valentines day.
Okay, I am just not making ANY sense now
Anywho, enjoy the fic!
AND none of these characters belong to me, they belong to , and I didn't make any money off this fic~ Woo go me
ON WITH LA SHOW~!

Op. Perfection

Prologue

"I wish you wouldn't do that." Hoagie grumbled, disgusted at Wally
"What?" Wally asked confused, taking a drag of his cigarette
"That!" Hoagie said, pointing at it "Do you know you have more chance of lung cancer whilst smoking? And that your skin goes all wrinkly? And you age faster, and-"
"Shaddup, Hoag" Wally mumbled and took another draw
"Kuki don't like it either you know" Wally scowled at him for a moment, then took a final puff of his cigarette and stubbed it out on the wall they were sitting on.
"Happy now?" He asked, annoyed. "Waste ova perfectly good fag that was" He flicked the stub into the bushes, causing Hoagie Gilligan to sigh exasperatedly.
"Nice to know you have the welfare of the environment on your mind." Wally turned angrily towards him
"Geez! Will ya' stop haggin' on meh?!" He argued back "The trees can eat it or somethin'" He said, causing Hoagie to laugh loudly
"Gawd, and you wonder why you got a 2 on your biology exam!" Wally looked even angrier now
"Ya' know, if ya' want I can always light up anuther'" Hoagie waved his hands infront of his face as he tried to stop laughing "Okay, okay! I'll shut up."

"…you still like her then?" Hoagie asked, breaking the silence
"Huh?"
"Kuki, you still like her." Hoagie said, stating it this time. Wally frowned
"And 'ur stupid. I don't like anyone." Hoagie sighed at Wally referred to old habits. Again.
"C'monnnn, you've had a crush on her for like..." Hoagie paused for a moment as he thought about it "… 7 years?" Wally glared as he continued "Everyone knows you do."

"…shaddup." Wally grumbled eventually, stuck for a comeback.
"Well it's true!" Hoagie started arguing again, until Wally warningly opened his packet of cigarettes. "I'm just saying it is…" He mumbled as Wally just glared at him some more

"Okay, whut if I do? Whaddaya' gonna do about it?" He mumbled angrily as Hoagie cheered triumphantly
"We knew it!" Wally looked at him weirdly now
"…we?" He raised an eyebrow at Hoagie
"Plural version of I." Hoagie explained "Or it's–!" Wally shoved him angrily
"I know wha' we means! I meant WHO IS WE?!" He yelled, getting annoyed

"Okay, okay. Abby and me always had this little theory you did, I mean it was obvious, I mean c'mon."
"Well. Naice ta' know ya' had theories 'bout me." Wally said sarcastically, trying to light another cigarette, but only having tiny sparks come out his lighter. Hoagie noticed and started flailing at it
"Oi!" He snatched the cigarette off Wally as he continued to fiddle with his lighter
"Stupid, cruddy thing." Wally snapped, shoving it back in his pocket and then lunging at Hoagie.

"Aghhhh!!"
"Gimme back ma' fag!!"
"No! They're stupid!"
"You're such a drag!" Wally shouted angrily as Hoagie started laughing hysterically again
"Good one, man!" Hoagie shouted between laughs, slapping him on the back as Wally looked at him confusedly
"Huh?"
"You don't get your own puns? That's just lame!"
"Eh? Whaddaya' talkin' about?" Wally asked, even more puzzled, grabbing the cigarette from his distracted friend.
"Drag? Cigarettes? Ehhh?" Hoagie asked as Wally raised his eyebrow again
"Ya' do know ya' weird, right?" He asked, shoving the cigarette back in the packet. The school bell ringing shrilly soon after.

"Ahh! Yes! I have physics next!" Hoagie shouted happily and jumped off the wall. "What do you have?"
"Uhh, free period." Wally said decidedly, jumping off himself and walking towards the back of the building.
"Eh? You don't have any frees on a Tuesday." Hoagie replied, watching Wally turn back round again "Are you skipping English again?"
"Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. Who cares? It'sa' cruddy subject anyway." Wally shouted back
"Kuki's in your class!" Hoagie yelled back in a attempt to make him come back, but he was just ignored.

Hope ya' keep reading! I should be updating soon…
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