The girls began to crowd around the big screen T.V. in Sarah's
basement, excited for the long night ahead. There sat Kaylee, Chelsea,
Sarah, Kathryn and Andrea, all in outrageous pajamas and gaping smiles.
Pillows and sleeping bags crowded the basement floor, and to the right
stood a table piled high with junk food. They were almost ready for their
totally awesome Newsie-rama, as they had to cleverly named it.
"Guys, can we put it in now?" asked Kaylee, anxious to see her beloved Crutchy.
"Wait, where's the popcorn? Chel, will you go get some popcorn?" begged Sarah, her manipulative, persuasive smile pasted upon her face.
"Ahem," said Chelsea, giving Sarah her all-too-famous 'forgetting something?' look.
"What?," giggled Sarah, "Oh Jesus, sorry, /'Ponine/." They were supposedly only allowed to use their 'newsie names' that night. That would make Sarah, Gretch; Chelsea, 'Ponine; Kaylee, Chewy; Kathryn, Moose; and Andrea, Cheese. Together they were /The Originals/, the first Newsie- lovers of their humble town, East Rochester, New York. Newsies was like a bomb in their town. Its hard to keep a secret in such a tiny place. Then again, a treasure such as Newsies should not be kept secret. When the popcorn (that Chelsea did end up getting) was done, Sarah grabbed her newest copy of Newsies, her first copy in DVD. She put it carefully into the DVD player, and pressed play. They all held their breath as Racetrack's beginning monologue came on. They had to, otherwise it would be chanting it religiously. Of course, it was hardest for Kathryn, or Moose, Racetrack was her all-time favorite, no exceptions. So munching on chocolate, chips and popcorn, the girls began their fabulous newsie-venture, that was planned to last them deep into the night. Of course, the "no reciting songs or lines" rule was quickly broken. Soon, the girls were munching and singing at the same time. Eventually they were up out of their sleeping bags and dancing all over the place. And, as always, the second David graced his face on the T.V. screen, Sarah, better known as Gretch, screamed and attacked the screen in lust. Licking, yes licking, the screen, like she so often does. "Gretch, stop!," said Andrea, of course she didn't mean it, she would be doing the same thing to Skittery if she didn't have any self control, like Sarah. Andrea was certainly enjoying it, laughing until her face grew pink. "No seriously, Sarah, stop" laughed Chelsea, "Oh my god! Did you just see Itey, he's so amazing!" she burst out in one of her random A.D.D. attacks. "Ahem!? I thought we were only allowed to address each other by our newsie names?," mimicked Sarah, turning around to face 'Ponine. "Yeah that's right!" she said laughing, "Excuse me I have to attend to some unfinished business" But just when she went to kiss the screen, he lips went pass the screen. Astonished, she jumped back. "What the /fuck?/" she said. "Did you guys just see that?" "What?," asked Kathryn "Yeah, I saw it! Crutchy's beautiful face," Kaylee said dreamily, "now move it so I can get more of that sweet action!," The girls laughed. "Seriously, Chel come here." Chelsea laughed, "oh okay, yes /master/." "Okay, now, touch the screen!" Sarah told her, anxiously "What? Why?" asked Chelsea, confused. "Uhh," Sarah sighed. She had an idea, "Hey look, Chel, there's Itey!" "What? WHERE?" Chelsea clawed at the T.V. where Itey stood. She felt it too, he hand disappeared into the screen. "AHHH" she said, running away from the T.V. That time the other girls did see it, "See what I mean?" Sarah began to slowly back away from the T.V. just as Chelsea had done. The girls began to huddle. "Okay guys, remember that time in my camper, Sarah and Kaylee? We thought we saw the devil, and we couldn't fall asleep, but then in the morning we realized it was just a Wal-Mart bag?" It was true, one night, Sarah spent the night in Chelsea and Kaylee's camper. They were scared out of their minds until Chelsea and Kaylee's dad showed them the next morning it was nothing but a stupid plastic bag. "See, its just like that," Chelsea continued, "Lets just, not panic." "Who's panicing?" asked Kaylee, "I say this is a time for rejoicing! We've all seen Donnie Darko, what if this is a /portal/ into the newsies universe?" she purposed, "We could all jump in, and I could meet—no, marry, Crutchy!" she got that dreamy look in her eyes again, "ahh, life is sweet" "What the fuck Kaylee? First of all the portals in Donnie Darko lead to completely random places and second...it just might work!" "You guys, this isn't a bad fan-fiction, we are not going into the newsies world to steal the guys of our dreams, that's just...overdone," said Kathryn "Your right I think we should just—"Andrea was cut off, just then something came /out/ of the T/V/ screen.
"Guys, can we put it in now?" asked Kaylee, anxious to see her beloved Crutchy.
"Wait, where's the popcorn? Chel, will you go get some popcorn?" begged Sarah, her manipulative, persuasive smile pasted upon her face.
"Ahem," said Chelsea, giving Sarah her all-too-famous 'forgetting something?' look.
"What?," giggled Sarah, "Oh Jesus, sorry, /'Ponine/." They were supposedly only allowed to use their 'newsie names' that night. That would make Sarah, Gretch; Chelsea, 'Ponine; Kaylee, Chewy; Kathryn, Moose; and Andrea, Cheese. Together they were /The Originals/, the first Newsie- lovers of their humble town, East Rochester, New York. Newsies was like a bomb in their town. Its hard to keep a secret in such a tiny place. Then again, a treasure such as Newsies should not be kept secret. When the popcorn (that Chelsea did end up getting) was done, Sarah grabbed her newest copy of Newsies, her first copy in DVD. She put it carefully into the DVD player, and pressed play. They all held their breath as Racetrack's beginning monologue came on. They had to, otherwise it would be chanting it religiously. Of course, it was hardest for Kathryn, or Moose, Racetrack was her all-time favorite, no exceptions. So munching on chocolate, chips and popcorn, the girls began their fabulous newsie-venture, that was planned to last them deep into the night. Of course, the "no reciting songs or lines" rule was quickly broken. Soon, the girls were munching and singing at the same time. Eventually they were up out of their sleeping bags and dancing all over the place. And, as always, the second David graced his face on the T.V. screen, Sarah, better known as Gretch, screamed and attacked the screen in lust. Licking, yes licking, the screen, like she so often does. "Gretch, stop!," said Andrea, of course she didn't mean it, she would be doing the same thing to Skittery if she didn't have any self control, like Sarah. Andrea was certainly enjoying it, laughing until her face grew pink. "No seriously, Sarah, stop" laughed Chelsea, "Oh my god! Did you just see Itey, he's so amazing!" she burst out in one of her random A.D.D. attacks. "Ahem!? I thought we were only allowed to address each other by our newsie names?," mimicked Sarah, turning around to face 'Ponine. "Yeah that's right!" she said laughing, "Excuse me I have to attend to some unfinished business" But just when she went to kiss the screen, he lips went pass the screen. Astonished, she jumped back. "What the /fuck?/" she said. "Did you guys just see that?" "What?," asked Kathryn "Yeah, I saw it! Crutchy's beautiful face," Kaylee said dreamily, "now move it so I can get more of that sweet action!," The girls laughed. "Seriously, Chel come here." Chelsea laughed, "oh okay, yes /master/." "Okay, now, touch the screen!" Sarah told her, anxiously "What? Why?" asked Chelsea, confused. "Uhh," Sarah sighed. She had an idea, "Hey look, Chel, there's Itey!" "What? WHERE?" Chelsea clawed at the T.V. where Itey stood. She felt it too, he hand disappeared into the screen. "AHHH" she said, running away from the T.V. That time the other girls did see it, "See what I mean?" Sarah began to slowly back away from the T.V. just as Chelsea had done. The girls began to huddle. "Okay guys, remember that time in my camper, Sarah and Kaylee? We thought we saw the devil, and we couldn't fall asleep, but then in the morning we realized it was just a Wal-Mart bag?" It was true, one night, Sarah spent the night in Chelsea and Kaylee's camper. They were scared out of their minds until Chelsea and Kaylee's dad showed them the next morning it was nothing but a stupid plastic bag. "See, its just like that," Chelsea continued, "Lets just, not panic." "Who's panicing?" asked Kaylee, "I say this is a time for rejoicing! We've all seen Donnie Darko, what if this is a /portal/ into the newsies universe?" she purposed, "We could all jump in, and I could meet—no, marry, Crutchy!" she got that dreamy look in her eyes again, "ahh, life is sweet" "What the fuck Kaylee? First of all the portals in Donnie Darko lead to completely random places and second...it just might work!" "You guys, this isn't a bad fan-fiction, we are not going into the newsies world to steal the guys of our dreams, that's just...overdone," said Kathryn "Your right I think we should just—"Andrea was cut off, just then something came /out/ of the T/V/ screen.