FYI, neither myself or Dawn of Time owns any of the characters from Star Wars.

Dawn of Time: Welcome!

Jessica: This is our new show!

Dawn of Time: With Star Wars!

Jessica: Our characters are:

Dawn of Time: R2D2, JarJar and Obi-wan!

Jessica: Yay!

DOT:*Turns to Obi-wan* You know, when I hear your name I always think Obi-wan Kenobi-wan 'cause it rhymes! *Laughter ensues*

Jessica: Okay then...

R2D2: beboopweeeooo!

DOT: What did he just say?

Jessica: I don't know, but it sounded like laughter!
R2D2: BEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!
DOT: Maybe he's trying to tell us something.
JarJar: MEESA KNOW! MEESA ALWAYS BE KNOWIN!
Everyone: *stares annoyingly at JarJar*
JarJar: Oopsies! Whatsa did I do now?
Obi-wan: *in awesome way of his* JarJar, my son, you are very close to being killed by my lightsaber.
*Anakin walks in unexpectedly*
*Everyone stares*
Jessica: Ok......and you're here because....?
Anakin: WHY DIDN'T ANYONE INVITE ME??? *stares at everyone with angry tears* I'M SO ANGRY!!! I MUST TAKE IT OUT ON THE ONES I LOVE!!!
DOT: What?
Jessica: What?
JarJar: Meesa gonna get hurt then!
Anakin: *pauses and stares at JarJar* Uh...no.
JarJar: *sniffles*
Obi-wan: Oh no, he's done this before! Like when he turned into Darth Vader!
Jessica: YOU'RE DARTH VADER????
Anakin: Well yah. Sometimes.
Jessica: *amazed expression*
DOT: Well, ok then, thats enough for today. We want to--
Anakan: BUT I STILL NEED TO EMOTIONALLY/PHYSICALLY HURT THE ONES I LOVE!!!
DOT: *angry glare that makes JarJar scream and R2D2 beep* LATER, ANIKAN.
Jessica: Whoa, Dawn of Time, calm down.

DOT: Sorry, but I think he overreacts sometimes and it gets on my nerves.

Anakin: I am not overreacting!

DOT: Are too.

Anakin: Am not!

DOT: Just shut up! *pulls out yellow lightsaber* Die! *kills Anakin* oopsy!

Obi-wan: Well, someone had to do it.
JarJar: ANI, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R2D2: Bleepitybleepbleepbleep!
DOT: Say what?
Jessica: I think he was just swearing.
DOT: *horrified stare*
Anikan: *ominous voice from heavens* AM NOT.....
DOT: I thought I killed you!
Anakin: You thought wrong, because I can always....materialize as a sparkly ghost!
*Anakin materializes as a sparkly ghost*
Jessica: Whoa.
JarJar: ANI, YAY!!!!
Obi-wan: I've done my time as a sparkly ghost, yes.....
DOT: Ok.....
Anakin: FEAR ME!
DOT: Uh....no.

Jessica: I think you should fear him, Dawn of Time.

DOT: I think not!

Anakin: Why not?

DOT: Because I have the power of Barbies on my side!

Anakin: Barbies?

Jessica: Barbies?

JarJar: Bar-what?

Obi-wan: Barbies?

R2D2: bleepboweeah

DOT: Yes, Barbies! *tosses one at Anakin* See?

Anakin: I'm melting, meeellllttttiiiinnnggg!

Obi-wan: *to Anikan* Let me be the first to say that what you've done, my son, is lame.
JarJar: MEESA AFRAID OF BARFIES TOO!
DOT: It's barBies. With a b.
Anakin: *still melting* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: What's so bad about Barbies?
Anakin: *still melting* They're just so.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DOT: Specifics?
Anakin: *STILL melting* Jeez, I'm a slow melter. *goes back to subject* Well, it's a long, terrifying story from my long, terrifying childhood....
Obi-wan: Oh god. Duck and cover, everyone.
Jessica: *not wanting to listen to Anakin's childhood* Hey, anybody seen R2D2 in the last like, 10 minutes?
DOT: No. Oh wait, I see him!
JarJar: *intrigued* WHERE??????
DOT: GOTCHA!!!!!!!
JarJar: *cries*
DOT: *evil cackle*
Everyone: *stares at DOT*
Obi-wan: Still, we must find him......

DOT: Let's see, if I was R2D2 I would....

Jessica: No, that's my thing!

DOT: Okay, okay!

Jessica: If I was R2D2 I would be... going to a hotdog place!

DOT: Stupid, he's a droid! He can't eat!

Jessica: Oh well...

Obi-wan: Just hurry up.

JarJar: Yessire, it's starting to smell in here!

Anakin: Hey! Does not, I'm wearing deoderant today!

DOT: Ew, you don't wear it everyday?

Jessica: Gross...
Anakin: Here's what I do. If anyone says I stink, I chop their head off.
JarJar: YOU STINK, ANI!
*Anakin chops JarJar's head off*
Anakin: See?
DOT: *horrified stare*
Jessica: Cool....
Everyone: *stares at Jessica*

Obi-wan: You are forgetting the task at hand, my young ones.

DOT: Which is….?

Obi-wan: *losing his cool* FINDING R2! WHY AM I THE ONLY SMART ONE HERE??? WHY! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY???

Everyone: *stares at ground and shuffles feet*

Obi-wan: *regains cool* I am sorry and deeply regretful for my outburst.

Jessica: Heh. Sure you are.

Obi-wan: *loses cool again* *pulls out lightsaber* *holds it threateningly towards Jessica* ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?????

Jessica: *scared out of her pants* Not anymore.

WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. REVIEWS, ANYBODY?