FYI, neither myself or Dawn of Time owns any of the characters from Star Wars.
Dawn of Time: Welcome!
Jessica: This is our new show!
Dawn of Time: With Star Wars!
Jessica: Our characters are:
Dawn of Time: R2D2, JarJar and Obi-wan!
Jessica: Yay!
DOT:*Turns to Obi-wan* You know, when I hear your name I always think Obi-wan Kenobi-wan 'cause it rhymes! *Laughter ensues*
Jessica: Okay then...
R2D2: beboopweeeooo!
DOT: What did he just say?
Jessica: I don't
know, but it sounded like laughter!
R2D2: BEEPBEEPBEEP!!!!
DOT:
Maybe he's trying to tell us something.
JarJar: MEESA KNOW! MEESA
ALWAYS BE KNOWIN!
Everyone: *stares annoyingly at JarJar*
JarJar:
Oopsies! Whatsa did I do now?
Obi-wan: *in awesome way of his*
JarJar, my son, you are very close to being killed by my
lightsaber.
*Anakin walks in unexpectedly*
*Everyone
stares*
Jessica: Ok......and you're here because....?
Anakin:
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE INVITE ME??? *stares at everyone with angry tears*
I'M SO ANGRY!!! I MUST TAKE IT OUT ON THE ONES I LOVE!!!
DOT:
What?
Jessica: What?
JarJar: Meesa gonna get hurt then!
Anakin: *pauses and stares at JarJar* Uh...no.
JarJar:
*sniffles*
Obi-wan: Oh no, he's done this before! Like when he
turned into Darth Vader!
Jessica: YOU'RE DARTH
VADER????
Anakin: Well yah. Sometimes.
Jessica: *amazed
expression*
DOT: Well, ok then, thats enough for today. We want
to--
Anakan: BUT I STILL NEED TO EMOTIONALLY/PHYSICALLY HURT THE
ONES I LOVE!!!
DOT: *angry glare that makes JarJar scream and
R2D2 beep* LATER, ANIKAN.
Jessica: Whoa, Dawn of Time, calm
down.
DOT: Sorry, but I think he overreacts sometimes and it gets on my nerves.
Anakin: I am not overreacting!
DOT: Are too.
Anakin: Am not!
DOT: Just shut up! *pulls out yellow lightsaber* Die! *kills Anakin* oopsy!
Obi-wan: Well, someone
had to do it.
JarJar: ANI,
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R2D2:
Bleepitybleepbleepbleep!
DOT: Say what?
Jessica: I think he was
just swearing.
DOT: *horrified stare*
Anikan: *ominous voice
from heavens* AM NOT.....
DOT: I thought I killed you!
Anakin:
You thought wrong, because I can always....materialize as a sparkly
ghost!
*Anakin materializes as a sparkly ghost*
Jessica:
Whoa.
JarJar: ANI, YAY!!!!
Obi-wan: I've done my time as a
sparkly ghost, yes.....
DOT: Ok.....
Anakin: FEAR ME!
DOT:
Uh....no.
Jessica: I think you should fear him, Dawn of Time.
DOT: I think not!
Anakin: Why not?
DOT: Because I have the power of Barbies on my side!
Anakin: Barbies?
Jessica: Barbies?
JarJar: Bar-what?
Obi-wan: Barbies?
R2D2: bleepboweeah
DOT: Yes, Barbies! *tosses one at Anakin* See?
Anakin: I'm melting, meeellllttttiiiinnnggg!
Obi-wan: *to
Anikan* Let me be the first to say that what you've done, my
son, is lame.
JarJar: MEESA AFRAID OF BARFIES TOO!
DOT:
It's barBies. With a b.
Anakin: *still melting*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessica: What's so bad
about Barbies?
Anakin: *still melting* They're just
so.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DOT: Specifics?
Anakin: *STILL
melting* Jeez, I'm a slow melter. *goes back to subject* Well, it's
a long, terrifying story from my long, terrifying
childhood....
Obi-wan: Oh god. Duck and cover, everyone.
Jessica:
*not wanting to listen to Anakin's childhood* Hey, anybody seen R2D2
in the last like, 10 minutes?
DOT: No. Oh wait, I see him!
JarJar:
*intrigued* WHERE??????
DOT: GOTCHA!!!!!!!
JarJar: *cries*
DOT:
*evil cackle*
Everyone: *stares at DOT*
Obi-wan: Still, we must
find him......
DOT: Let's see, if I was R2D2 I would....
Jessica: No, that's my thing!
DOT: Okay, okay!
Jessica: If I was R2D2 I would be... going to a hotdog place!
DOT: Stupid, he's a droid! He can't eat!
Jessica: Oh well...
Obi-wan: Just hurry up.
JarJar: Yessire, it's starting to smell in here!
Anakin: Hey! Does not, I'm wearing deoderant today!
DOT: Ew, you don't wear it everyday?
Jessica:
Gross...
Anakin: Here's what I do. If anyone says I stink, I chop
their head off.
JarJar: YOU STINK, ANI!
*Anakin chops JarJar's
head off*
Anakin: See?
DOT: *horrified stare*
Jessica:
Cool....
Everyone: *stares at Jessica*
Obi-wan: You are forgetting the task at hand, my young ones.
DOT: Which is….?
Obi-wan: *losing his cool* FINDING R2! WHY AM I THE ONLY SMART ONE HERE??? WHY! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY???
Everyone: *stares at ground and shuffles feet*
Obi-wan: *regains cool* I am sorry and deeply regretful for my outburst.
Jessica: Heh. Sure you are.
Obi-wan: *loses cool again* *pulls out lightsaber* *holds it threateningly towards Jessica* ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?????
Jessica: *scared out of her pants* Not anymore.
WELL, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. REVIEWS, ANYBODY?
