" HENRY FOSS IF YOU DO NOT GET HER BCK I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB (bang) FROM (bang) LIMB ( bang)!"
" Well, it's not my fault she likes dark - Owww! That hurt!"
" You had better get my baby back OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES."
" You wouldn't."
" I would."
" I hate you."
" I know."
Helen Magnus quietly sipped her Earl Grey and listened to the exchange with mild curiosity. They fought like brother and sister, it got quite amusing at times.
" Guys, what going on?"
Oh, now her new protege had gotten into it. This was going to be interesting
"I asked Henry to watch my baby for five minutes while I cleaned her cage, five minutes! But apparently that was too much because Henry let go of her and now she under his bed! God knows what else is under there! "
" Hey!"
" Let me guess. The bed is too small to reach under."
" Brilliant William. Utterly brilliant."
"Tongs maybe?"
" I am NOT using tongs on my baby!"
" Wait...... your baby?"
" So I have a Guinea pig. What's it to ya?"
" Maybe we could move the bed?"
" Good idea Will. Henry, move the bed."
" Me? Why can't you and Will help?"
" Because you're the one who lost her!"
" But-"
" Henry. Consequences."
" I'm going, I'm going!"
A lot of grunting later and there was a yell.
" CATCH HER!"
" I got her!"
" That's my hand you idiot!"
"There she goes!"
"After her!"
" Anybody lose a Guinea pig?"
" Thanks Big Guy."
" POOKY! Mama's here!"
" Pooky?"
" You don't want to know."
"Ah."
" Well Henry, it looks like I won't after all."
" Thank God!"
" Won't what?"
" Well, Henry-"
" ASHLEY!"
" Alright, alright."
" So..... I still have to clean her cage. Who's gonna watch her?"
"I will!"
" No Henry. Just, no."
A/N Based on a true story. Yeah.