Dude, this story is pure crack and the result of a sleepless night, you have been warned.
Kagome and Inuyasha had just stepped out of the Bone-Eaters well into the modern era. Kagome had insisted that she go back so that she could take her 'tests', and Inuyasha somehow ended up coming along with her.
When they entered the house, Kagome's mother was rushing about, getting herself ready.
"Kagome, your grandfather is in the hospital! You and me are leaving now to go visit him, now!" She grabbed Kagome's arm and rushed her out the door.
Inuyasha stared at the door in surprise. Souta came down the stairs to see that his mother and sister were both not there and that Inuyasha was staring at the door with a shocked expression on his face. Souta began to cry.
"They left me here by myself?!" He wailed loudly.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and said, "I'm here, aren't I baka?" Souta kept on crying. "But there's no one here who will play with me!" Inuyasha growled. "I'm sure NOT going to play with a little kid like you!" Souta started crying louder.
Inuyasha managed to ignore the crying for five straight minutes until he finally gave in.
"Fine, I'll play with you, brat. What do you want to do?"
Souta immediately stopped crying and grinned widely, an evil glint in his eyes. "I know what I want to do."
Kagome and her mother came home a little while later.
Her grandfather had apparently had a stroke, but he was recovering well.
She felt sorry for Inuyasha, who must have been bored out of his mind with only Souta there for company.
When she entered the house, she found the house dark, except for the light in Souta's room. She went into his room and saw Souta innocently reading a book on his bed. "Hey Souta, where's Inuyasha, and why are all the lights off?"
Souta looked up from his book. "Inuyasha is in the living room, I turned the lights off for him because I thought he could use a rest after we played." He grinned.
Kagome looked at him suspiciously and went to the living room to check on Inuyasha. She turned the light on and gasped.
Inuyasha was bound to a chair in the middle of the room. His face was covered in poorly done make up. He kept twitching and was muttering something that sounded mysteriously like a mix of the Teletubbies theme song and the Barney theme song.
"Oh my god Inuyasha, what happened to you?!" She gasped.
He looked up with a crazy look in his eyes, the left eye twitching.
"Colorful demons!"
" Custard!"
"Purple dinosaurs!"
"Poe!"
"Evil, pure evil!" He screeched in a high pitched voice before going unconscious.
Kagome shook her head. Souta was up to torturing his baby-sitters again.
She unbound Inuyasha and dragged him by his ankles to the well. She heaved him up and threw him down, then jumping down herself.
Her tests would have to wait until Inuyasha regained his mental balance. She shook her head again. She would have to make sure to warn every one of Souta's future baby-sitters.
Too bad she didn't warn Inuyasha first.
Like I said, crack. Oh well, I got it out of my system, thank you for allowing me to vent it on your minds!