"And here's the big happy ending!" Quill said as they watched Anna walk over to Elsa on the ice rink. Gamora held close to Peter, smiling as they watched.

I like the open gatesǃ

We are never closing them again.

"Wait, how did she make the skates?!" Rocket said, as Groot snapped "I am Groot!"

Oh, Elsa, they're beautiful, but you know I don't skateǃ

Oh, come on! You can do it!

Mantis hummed along to the last few notes of the score as the film faded to black, leaving a bright snowflake on the screen. As the lights in the venue turned on, the Guardians sat up in their seats. Quill turned to Kraglin, who had a few small tears in his eyes. "You like it, Krag?"

"Oh, yeah. It was amazing, Pete!" Kraglin said. "I loved the message too. Y'know, this idea of family love overcomin' romantic love."

"It was indeed a powerful theme. The small, fat and white Groot was also a marvel to behold." Drax said. Rocket scoffed, saying "ah, it's overrated. And it didn't make no sense neither. When it came back to summer, the blonde'd be buck-ass nude."

"Not saying I'd mind that, but I'm pretty sure she's always cold." Peter said. "Plus... she's like, wearing her other outfit underneath, right?"

"And how'd that red-head prince keep up the good guy charade for so long? I know for a fact that I'd have kicked his ass the second I saw the prick."

"It's a lot easier than it looks." Quill said, thinking back to their encounter with Ego. Rocket then said "look, aside from the fact that the one in blue had really great tits, that movie was a pile of garbage."

"Like you could do any better."

"I could do better!"

"Oh yeah, really Rocket?" Quill said. "You think you could make a better princess movie than Disney?"

"Yeah, course I could. I bet you guys, one week from now, that I could make the best princess movie of all time!"

"You're on, Ranger Rick!" Quill said, as Gamora groaned. "This is gonna end in disaster." She said to herself.

Rocket then said "and what was the point of that post-credits part? It's like they're shitting on you for waiting through the credits!"

Later...

Rocket sat on a desk with Groot, groaning as he tried to write a script.

"Ugh... and then they brought the heart to... NO!... and then the robot was left beh... No, that's stupid... and then..."

"Oh! I am Groot!" Groot said, as Rocket snapped "what? Why would the sheep be the bad guy?! SHIT!"

He crumpled up the umpteenth sheet of paper, dropping it in the bin beside him. Kraglin entered, saying "y'okay, Mr Directors?"

"Go away, Kraglin. We're busy."

"I just wanted to say, Rocket. Watchin' that movie made me realise what ma true callin' is!"

"And that would be..."

"I'm goin' to be a movie writer. And I got a script right here." Kraglin said as he pulled out his pamphlet. Rocket looked through the five pages, saying "oh wow. Wow. Really? Crap... whoa... this... this was incredible, Krag! It's friggin' art! We gotta make this a reality!"

"Way ahead o'ye. Drax and Mantis are in one of the ships now. We're gonna start filmin'. And we want you two to direct!"

"Well. What'd you say, Groot?" Rocket said as Groot put on a green director's cap. "I am Groot!"

"Great, woo-hoo!" Kraglin said. "Now we just gotta get our brave, dashing hero. And I know just who to play it!"