Mirror Mirror

I just love making parodies. It's my life (actually, Yaoi is my life, but I can lead a double life too). This is complete crack. No pairings. No plot. No reason for writing this except for the popular "I was bored." I hope you enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own InuYasha not.

Sesshomaru finally achieved his dream after so many long years. It may be incredibly stupid, but at least he got it.

He finally was able to possess InuYasha's sword, the Tetsuaiga. He realized that if he wears a glove, it responds to him easily. Especially a glove worn by a human.

But now that he has the sword, what will he do with it? What else but-

"Damn! I look good!"

-check himself out, of course.

Yes, he was checking himself out in a sword. And yes, he does believe he's just that sexy.

And then InuYasha came in.

"Are you done yet?" InuYasha said, tapping his foot impatiently. Sesshomaru looked at him and shrugged.

"Yeah, I guess." And he gave InuYasha back his sword.

"You could've just asked me for the sword you know." InuYasha said, sheathing his sword. Sesshomaru just stared at him and frowned.

"Yes, but then you would've said no, wouldn't you?" Sesshomaru asked, crossing his arms.

"Actually, I would've said yes under the correct circumstances." InuYasha responded.

"What circumstances? Did I have to sleep with you?"

"HELL NO!"

"Then what?"

InuYasha sighed.

"You just had to show me a little respect." InuYasha said, looking into Sesshomaru's eyes.

"Well damn! You did want me to sleep with you!" Sesshomaru exclaimed.

"NO! I just wanted you to stop calling me a filthy half-breed!" InuYasha said in a panic, aware that Sesshomaru probably wasn't listening.

"Of course, with a body like mine, of course you would want a piece of this cake!" Sesshomaru continued to talk off-handedly, while InuYasha just stared at him, dumbfounded.

"Right. Uh, bye Sesshomaru…" InuYasha said, slowly moving towards the door.

"Bye InuYasha! And thanks for the mirror! I haven't been able to really see myself in a couple of centuries, so I hope you understand. Water messes up my complexion and father put all the mirrors in the closet and locked them up." And Sesshomaru continued to rant about how mean father was as InuYasha attempted to run out the castle.

"Oh, and InuYasha, I would like to set an appointment with Tetsuaiga next week, to see if I gained any weight." Sesshomaru's cold voice rang out through the castle, making InuYasha trip over his feet and face-plant the ground.

InuYasha groaned. It was going to be a long week.

END

Yay. First InuYasha story. Ever. I liked writing it. T'was fun. I hope you enjoyed.