Title: Lois Gets A Job
Author: krazykid47
A/N: This is only my first story so review, but be nice! My next chapter will be better. No Flames! Crit welcome.
Rating: K
Warning: N/A
Chapter 1. Lois Gets Frustrated
Peter was sitting on the couch watching the news. "Lois, get me a beer."
" I am doing the laundry, Peter, can you get it yourself."
" Lois, you are so lazy!" Peter got up went to the fridge, and he saw a piece of paper with a scribble on it. "Lois, what the heck is this thing on the fridge?"
" You idiot, it's Stewie's self portrait."
" Well, sorry!" Peter got his beer and returned to the couch. Lois came up from the basement and turned off the television.
"Peter, I am getting sick of you just sitting on the couch doing nothing! I do all the work around here! It wouldn't kill you to do something! I am ticked off right now it's not even funny!" Needless to say Lois was very angry.
" Lois, calm down."
" Peter! I can't calm down! You just sit there! There is a dent in the couch because of you!"
" Lois, I do get off my butt sometimes."
" Yeah, to go to the bar! Ever since you lost your job last week! How are we supposed to pay the bills?"
" I have my final paycheck coming in the mail!"
" That's it Peter I am going to check the newspapers for a job!"