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Phoenix started pacing. "How do we defeat all these heartless-?"

"Oh look a blue pen!"

Phoenix walked over to her sister. "That's very nice Goddess. Nukid do you have any-."

Nukid walked over to Goddess. "Actually Goddess, the pen is red."

Goddess picked up the blue pen. "No it's not, it's blue."

"Red."

"No! It's blue! Are you color blind man?! THE COLOR OF THE PEN, THAT I HOLD IN MY HAND, IS REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL BLUE!" Goddess fell over gasping for air.

Nukid smiled. "Actually, it's red."

"NO!" Goddess wailed. She took the cap off of the pen and wrote on herself. "The pen is blue. The pen is blue! THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!" Goddess fainted.

Phoenix slapped her forehead. "Great job Nukes. You broke my sister."

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The spiky haired red-head ran up to Nukid. "Hey Nukid guess what I found?"

Nukid sighed. "What did you find now Lunatic?"

"I found a chicken!"

"A chicken. Where did you find the chicken?"

"I found it outside of here!"

"Okay. Where did the chicken come from?"

"Well funny story! There was this odd looking heartless, so I killed it, then this chicken popped out like WHOO!" Lunatic raised his arms.

"Right… So a chicken, was inside heartless?"

"Yeah it was a miracle!"

"Okay… So where's the chicken now?"

"He's gone I ate him!"

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TLSoulDude ran out in the halls. "WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?" He screamed.

"I made it myself!" Hikari replied.

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DarkMagicianmon walked into a room. He saw Liberi hitting Phoenix's head against a wall.

"Twi-light-isn't-LITERATURE!"

DM slowly backed out of the room.

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DJ looked around slowly. "What was that noise?" he asked, then he paused. A girl came from behind him.

"LLAMA PIE CHICKEN!"

"GAH!"

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Lunatic staked through the woods, waiting. He had a suspicious look on his face, as he stuck up behind Phoenix he whispered, "Chicken in a clown suit."

"AHHH!"

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TLSoulDude walked up to DM. "Please DM. If you don't give me candy, my little brother will go insane."

DM thought for minute. "Um, no."

Lunatic's eyes widened. "RAAAAAAAAG!" He summoned his chakrams and started hitting the other authors randomly. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " He ran up a few walls and started hitting them too. Lunatic then ran up to Ross. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Ross then gave Lunatic the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Victory: Roscoso

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A/N: A sequel to "Author Fighters Blooper Reel" by Phoenix of the Darkness. And yes DJ, that was me.