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Kurt and Rachel, stained with the embarrassment of being shown up by the NYADA finalists, ran for cover from the rain, into Kurt's auto mobile. It was raining pretty hard so the pair's tears were hidden. All they wanted was to be good at something. They locked themselves into the driver and passenger seat of Kurt's car and slammed the door of pain to hide their embarrassment. Rachel's sobbing made Kurt even more upset.
"Don't cry." He said, trying to comfort her, but failing as he was crying himself. Rachel wiped the tears that were rolling down her face as Kurt tried to hide his.
"Its just-" she stared, "They were so good *sniffle* and I just don't know if I'm as good as them..." she sighed.
Kurt gasped.
"Listen to me, You and I, Rachel Berry are going to beat all of them losers because we, are fantastic!" He said staring off into the distance.
"What are you doing?" Rachel laughed at him.
"I don't know, it looks good in the movies." He laughed back.
"But seriously-" She said looking in to the blue eyed boys face "You have Blaine and everything's great for you, but I've got nothing. NYADA was my only hope!" She started crying even more.
"Don't be silly Ms Berry! You have Finn, And who say's you're not going to get into NYADA?"
"That's it, I don't have Finn... Because last night, I brutally murdered him. With my vegan powers..."

Kurt burst out in tears as it reminded him of what he had done to the love of his life,

"Well at least I have someone who is with me as I killed Blaine yesterday because he insulted my fashion sense..."

Rachel nodded in understanding,

"I get it, that's why I killed Finn..." she replied, as Rachel placed her head on the other murderer's shoulder.
"Yes. We can be evil murders together!" Kurt said as he slammed the knife into Rachel's chest. She let out a short gasp, and that was it. She was dead. Right there in Kurt's car. He pushed to dead hobbits body out of the car and drove off into the night, with the evil smile he does best on his face. He felt smug, because he hadn't really killed Blaine. No, he just wanted Rachel to feel close to him before he painfully killed her. Normally he would be worried about the blood staining his car, but he knew how to wash it out, Rachel wasn't the first person he'd killed in that exact seat. She was the second; Sebastian Smythe was the first to go... That'd teach him to try and steal his man.

Kurt continued driving until he reached his home he shared with Blaine. He walked in and Blaine was curled up on the sofa with a cup of hot tea in his hands.
"Hey Blaine! You'll never guess who I got today!" He said more excited than he usually was when he came home from a day of murdering.
"Oooh, Surprise me babe!" Blaine said turning to look at his killer boyfriend.
"The one, The only –"

"MS RACHEL BERRY!" They both shouted in unison.
"How did you guess?" Kurt laughed.
"Oh please. You introduced her the same way she introduces herself!"
The two boys laughed together.