Preface

My name is Aislinn Harte and this is how I wished I had died...

"Ash?! ASH! Can you hear? Oh shit ! please stay with me, eh?! HEY, no don't close your eyes on me now?!" the muffled voice shouted to me, as I kept sinking further and further into my beautiful dark blue ocean. Then it all went black.

Chapter 1

The constant trilling of my alarm clock pulled me out of my foggy state when I wake up in the morning. I grabbed my phone to turn it off and rolled over to try sleeping some more, that wasn't until I rolled on top of someone. I screamed for my life and fell out of the bed, staring at the body on a bed that now appeared to not be mine, surprised me. The figure came around and seemed just as startled as I was to see him, yes I will repeat myself it was a HIM. I was sharing a bed with a MALE specimen. What surprised me some more was then that he smiled and winked at me. Feeling myself go beet root red I stared at the floor and then looked down at what I was wearing.

I was wearing a football jersey that may as well have been a dress on me, I'm tiny you see. 5ft4, small feet and hands, even my arms are short and stubby. Frowning at what I was wearing I looked up to see the 'Him' watching me and my reactions. Then it dawned on me, I was wearing too little be sleeping in, and I wasn't in my bed either, and there was some random male in the room I had somehow ended up in... what the hell have I done?!

"So...my name is Paul, and who might you be?" as he spoke he sounded a lot older than he looked. I stared at him with an incredulous look, if he didn't know my name then how did I get here ! I started to hyperventilate, this is not how I had planned my first 3 months of living in Forks. Noticing my mental breakdown he climbed out of the bed and sat me on the floor with my head between my knees.

"I'll just wait till you've stopped panicking" he mumbled something unintelligent after. He got up and put some shorts, as I have now noticed he was actually NAKED. I scrambled for my feet and looked for my clothes, they were nowhere to be seen.

"My name is Aislinn Harte, now how the fuck did I get here?!" I half shouted at him, surprised at my own profanities. He spun around startled, but it was how fast he had spun around that had frightened me, it was his facial expression.

"Wait...WHAT!? You're Aislinn Harte ?! well that's it, I'm fucked now !" he grumbled and then started getting dressed properly. I was shocked by his outburst, it almost hurt me the way he had said it. I'm not sure why I was upset by it though...pissed by my own tears in my eye I wiped them away and sat down on the bed with my back to him so he could get dressed.

I felt something being chucked at the back of my head and I turned around to scowl at him and he just laughed. "What ?! so one minute you can be uber pissed by the sound of my name and yet you can mock me and throw thing at me now?!" he looked at me and shook his head. "Well sorry princess if I was giving you your clothes back" as he put his last shoe on he headed to the door.

"Well I'm leaving now, if you aren't dressed and downstairs in the next half an hour then you are A. Not getting a lift home and B. Not helping to figure out how this happen" after he said that he left and shut the door behind him, it upset me again that he had left and once again I became frustrated by this. So I got dressed gathered all my things and tidied the room all within 15 minutes. I didn't bother looking at what I was wearing because I didn't want to be shocked anymore, I left the room and went downstairs. It appeared to be a hotel that I had fallen asleep in

He was stood at the front desk talking to a woman who seemed mesmerised by him, this bugged me too. Getting more frustrated with myself I walked over to him, he turned before I could even say hi.

"so I've paid and checked us out, it appears we were only here for one night so this should be fairly easy to figure out."

I shook my head. What a way to start a morning Aislinn.

Wanna find out how she got there and how she ended up in a bed with naked Paul Lahote? A very humorous and lemony story is coming your way.

The next chapter should be pretty much up after this one, so please enjoy and if