This is for Shmoo Nut….
Why Konohagakure has pink haired kids that scream about the Flames of Youth all day long
One day, Rock Lee came over to Sakura and asked her out on a date. Sakura, being the mean hag she is, refused his offer and walked away. The next day, Lee came again and asked her to go to the movies with him. Sakura again refused his date. This cycle repeated itself for about the duration of Naruto's training trip with Jiraiya.
Rock Lee was heartbroken. Sakura had refused to go out on a date with him for over 2 years. He then decided to reveal his secret. The next day, he went over to Sakura, and whispered:"Sakura-chan, I like rainbow ponies that fly around all day singing the FF7:Crisis Core theme song." Sakura stood still for a moment, then started screaming about how she wanted his babies.
10 years later, after Madara was defeated, if one woke up at 4 A.M, they could see Rock Lee training his 17 pink haired "youthful" kids.
When Sasuke finally came back to the village, the sight of 17 pink haired versions of Rock Lee/Might Guy's screaming about the Flames of Youth destroyed his mind, and he proceeded to unleash Amaterasu upon Konoha.
The next day, Konoha ceased to exist. The End