Donald Trump was your average highschool jock. He had his crew (Mike Pence, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, and a few others), he was 99% sure that the most popular girl in school, Hillary Clinton, had a crush on him, and he was basically top dawg after his dad gave him a small load of a million dollars. This is the love story between Hillary and Trump.
On his was to the lunchroom, he was talking with Cruz, until he felt something hit him. He looked down, and saw that the nerd of the school, Bernie Sanders, was on the floor, readjusting his glasses.
"Watch where you're going, old man!"
"But... I'm not old!"
Trump didn't want to waste his time arguing with someone who A) Didn't play any sports, and B) wasn't Hillary Clinton or any of her friends. So he and his crew just kept walking to lunch.
After sitting down at a table, he starting running his mouth about whatever he didn't like, and all of his friends were listening. In the middle of a rant about how he didn't want the lights on in the cafeteria (they were too bright), Jeb pointed over his shoulder, where Hillary and her friends were sitting only two tables down from him. Even though he wouldn't admit it himself, Trump had a crush on Hillary that not even his closest friends knew about.
"Go talk to her!" Pence told Trump.
"No, that makes me seem like a nerd. You always gotta wait for the ladies to walk up to you instead."
"That's some pretty solid advice!" Cruz replied with. Ted Cruz could never keep a girlfriend for more than a few weeks. They soon got impatient of waiting for Hillary to talk to them, so Trump caught her eye and started waving at her.