Hey guys this is my first fanfic ever so go easy on me.
Bleach: APRIL FOOLS DAY
Summary: Its April fool's day and what Rukia and Kon have in store for Ichigo may be the meanest, yet funniest, joke ever.
"Itchy." Ichigo murmured scratching at his arm. He looked over at his closet, which was open showing Rukia with her arms crossed.
Ichigo stopped scratching at his arm. "What do you want?"
"Nice way to greet me." Rukia walked a few feet away from the closet. She wore her school uniform and Kon on her back.
Ichigo stood up and stretched. "Why do you have Kon?"
"Rukia?" Kon asked smiling when Rukia set him down onto the ground. "You haven't told him yet?"
Ichigo's confused face made Rukia smile. She looked at him and giggled. "We're getting married!!"
"Say WHAT?!?!" Ichigo pointed to Kon with wide eyes. He started to walk around and throw his hands up in the air. "You can't do that!"
"And have little bitty…" Kon started.
"Ichigo?" Rukia shook him awake.
He sat up and looked down at the ground where he was laying. "I just had the weirdest dream that you two were going to get married…"
He looked at her.
"It wasn't a dream. You fainted." Rukia coughed a few times and looked down at Kon. He started to giggle and roll around once Ichigo's face turned shocked once more.
Rukia smiled again. "Before you faint again…April fools."
Ichigo's eyes narrowed as he cursed under his breath.
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