Awkward

By ChangelingDJ

Doctor Who is from BBC. Other idea come from my head.

What would happen if you come home from work and find your wife in bed
With... YOURSELF.

That's just about to happen in only a way it could happen to a timelord.

In the TARDIS
In a bedroom
In the dark.

River: Are you ready love?
11: You're gonna hurt me?
River: No sweety but... what are you wearing?
11: A fez
River: I thought I got rid of it.
11: I got a new one.
River: Oh shut up and kiss me.

One minute and now it
Gets
Awkward.

10: Hello? Is someone in here? (Lights on) Woah.
A quick adjustment in which the fez ends up on River's head.
River: Hello, Sweety.
10: River, who is this?
11: Hello, I'm (looks under the covers) naked. Oh. I wished this meeting wasn't so... I would shake your hand or hug you but...
10: River?
River: This is my husband.
10: Your husband? But I thought...(looks at 11) No.
11: Yes.
10: No.
11: Yes.
10: You look like a teenager.
11: A teenager! Oh yeah I was rude back then. (Looks at River) Wasn't I?
10: What...
11& River: Spoilers
10: Right. (Look at 11's head) You're not ginger.
11: I know. I was upset about that too.
10: And it needs a bit of a trim.
11: No. I like it long. Remember when we had curly hair.
10: Yeah...
River: Will you two stop it.
10: Well, it's not everyday you meet yourself in a compromising position.
11: Speaking of which. Would you mind coming back in an hour or so?
River: Or you can join us?
11: What?
10: What?
River: It wouldn't be cheating.(looks at 11) He's you after all.
(Pause)
11: I'm game if he is.
10: No. No. No (walks out)
(Pause. 11 leans back in the bed, smiling)
10: On the other hand (walk back in)
River: It was a joke, Sweety.
11: was it?

River looks between 10 and 11.
River: Oh, I hate you, both.
11: No, you don't.
10: Oh, she might after this.

Two to three hours later.
9: What is all this noise back... here?
10: What?
11: Oh boy.
River: Oh no you don't. I draw my limit at two. I'm not doing all of you.
11: Yeah...
10: That would be bad..

9 crosses his arms and waits for an explanation...

What happened next?
Ah. Ah. Ah. (Shakes finger)
SPOILERS