Hurky: Hey, people! I've got another story up my sleeve!
Readers: Yay.
Sora: And this one will be really interesting, well, hopefully, anyways, because me and my friends are going to become superheroes! SWEET!
Riku: Dude, you weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
Sora: How can I not? The story's called The League of Extraordinary Weirdoes. It sounds like one of them superhero stories.
Hurky: Look, can we get on with the story? By the way, it takes placeright after KH1.Now here's the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Hurky doesn't own Kingdom Hearts, any of the Disney characters, Ryo, and Alexa (they belong to their authoresses.
"Are we there yet?" asked Sora, sitting in the front passenger seat of Riku's Cadillac Escalade.
"No." said Riku, stopping at a stop light.
"Are we there yet?" asked Hurky, a girl with long, wavy-ish brown hair, glasses, and wearing a System of a Down T-shirt, jeans, and pink and black DC shoes.
"No." said Riku.
"Are we there yet?" asked Kairi with a giggle.
"No." said Riku, now getting a little annoyed.
"Are we there yet?" asked Sora again.
"NO!" cried Riku. "If you ask me if we're there one more time, I'm gonna-"
"Light's green!" pointed out Ryo, a girl with blonde hair and wearing jeans and a T-shirt that said Otaku. She was also Riku's ultimate fangirl.
Riku stepped on the gas and sped off into the intersection. They had all come back from the mall, where they all bought new clothes and other miscellaneous. They were all going to go back to Kairi's house to spend the rest of the afternoon.
"Man, you sound like my dad on a road trip!" said Sora.
Everyone but Riku all laughed.
"I really enjoyed today's trip." sighed Alexa, a girl with brownish red hair with hot pink highlights in it, and she was wearing the same dress/cloak as Izumi the Full Metel Alchemist teacher, but pink) sliver earrings, jade green Al Bhed eyes, black choker, diamond locket, gloves like Yuffie's, but pink, plus the same arm knits as Yuffie, a hot pink belt with a heart chain hanging from belt, like how Sora had crowns for a chain, black capris under dress/cloak,wears black boots like Tidus's friend Yuna wore. "Ifinally thatnew sweaterfrom Hollister!"
Riku rolled his bright green eyes. "Hollister makes me sick." he said.
"No way!" said Kairi. "That place rocks!"
"Igot to visit the candy store!" said Hurky excitedly.
"Why do you even go there?" asked Sora. "Their candy's always too expensive."
"But it tastes great!" said Hurky, patting the huge bag filled with sugary sweets such as chocolate gummi bears, regular gummi bears, grapefruit slices, jelly beans, and other candies.
"Hey, Riku?" asked Kairi. "Can you change the CD? I'm getting a little tired of 50-Cent."
"Fine." said Riku. He flipped down a little flappy thing that was over the steering wheel loaded with CDs. He began to sort through them. "How about Green Day?"
"Hurky annoyed me way too much with that!" said Sora. He turned to Hurky. "No offense."
Riku slid the Green Day CD and pulled out Fall Out Boy.
"Ooh! Some-" said Riku until Ryo cut him off.
"RIKU, LOOK OUT!" she yelled.
"Huh?" asked Riku, looking out the window.
He was about to crash into the junkyard, but he managed to gain control of his car. He finally screetched his car to a stop.
"Everyone okay?" asked Riku.
He got a couple "Yeahs" and "I'm alrights" and I'm okays."
They all got out of the car to see what damage could have been done, but it seemed like nothing was knocked over or anything.
"I guess there's nothing to be worried about." said Sora, leaning on a few rusty old barrels.
Suddenly, he fell over and the barrels toppled over.
"Oh, snap." muttered Riku.
The barrels fell to the ground, and some of them were open containers. A weird green liquid spilled out and drenched everyone in it.
"Ew!" said Kairi in disgust, as the stuff dripped from her short auburn hair.
"I'll say." said Hurky, shaking the stuff off her hands.
"WTF?" cried Riku, wiping the stuff off of his yellow sleeveless shirt. "I just washed this shirt this morning!"
"You have about fifty more of those shirts, so it's not like it was your only yellow shirt." said Sora.
"We should go home and clean up." suggested Alexa.
"Yeah, good idea." said Riku. "But you better have some plastic bags to sit on because I am not getting this stuff dripping in my car!"
"Screw your car!" said Hurky, throwing the passenger door to Riku's car open, but then suddenly, Riku zoomed right in front of her.
"You are not," he said. "Getting into my car without a...hey, wait a sec. How did I appear in front of Hurky? I mean, I was just taking a few steps and..."
"I really don't know." said Kairi, leaning on the back of an old garbage truck, but then it started to fall over as she was leaning. "What the heck?"
The truck stopped leaning and went back in its current position. She gave the truck a nudge, and it easily moved for her. Suddenly, she just picked up the garbage truck and held it above her small body.
"OMG, am I actually holding this truck?" she asked.
"I'm afraid so!" said Alexa, in total shock.
"Uh...I'll just put this down..." Kairi said nervously as she gently put down the truck.
"Ha ha!" laughed Sora. "Riku and Kairi are freaks! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Right when he was laughing, his entire body burst into flames.
"WTF?" cried everyone.
"What are you staring at?" asked Sora, still on fire.
"You're on fire!" said Hurky, pointing at Sora.
"Yeah right." said Sora. "I know my jokes are pretty funny!"
"No, you're really on fire!" cried Ryo.
Sora looked down and saw himself in flames. "Whoa!" he said. "But that's weird. I don't feel nothing."
"Oh, I don't wanna see this!" said Alexa, covering her eyes with one arm and holding out the other one, but then water came spewing out and onto Sora, who was now no longer on fire.
"How did you do that?" asked Kairi to Alexa.
"Do what?" asked Alexa, putting her arms down.
"Make water come out of your hands?" asked Riku.
"I did that?" asked Alexa.
"Great, now I'm all wet!" whined Sora from behind of Riku's car.
Everyone turned to Sora but found something really disturbing about him.
"Dude!" said Hurky, covering her eyes.
"Eek!" cried Kairi, as she, Ryo, and Alexa turned away.
"What?" asked Sora.
"Uh, you're completely naked." said Riku with a small laugh.
Sora looked down and saw that his white, gray, and black hoodie, his red jumpsuit, his gloves, and his yellow clown shoes were gone.
"What the-?" cried Sora, blushing and grabbing two garbage can lids and covering himself with them.
Riku went into his car, got the clothes and shoes Sora had purchased earlier at the mall, and tossed them to Sora.
"Here, put these on." he said.
So, Sora immediately put on his new clothes, which was exactly what he was wearing a minute ago. He walked to everyone else like nothing had happened.
"Your clothes must have burned away when you burst into flames." said Kairi.
"You think?" asked Sora. He turned and found two Rikus standing next to each other. "Hey, what are you doing here, Rep?" Rep was Riku's evil twin brother.
"What are you talking about?" asked both Rikus at the same time.
"Hey, where's Hurky?" asked Ryo.
"I'm Hurky!" said one of the Rikus. He looked down. "Dude! Why am I Riku?"
He changed back into Hurky.
"Whoa..." she said. Suddenly, she turned into Sora.
Then, all the doors to Riku's car flung open and the radio began to blare loudly.
"What's going on?" cried Alexa.
"I think it's me!" said Ryo. "I thought of the doors opening and the radio turned all the way up!"
"Hmm..." said Sora. "Fire powers, water powers, super strength, super speed, telekinesis, and shape-shifting? Guys, I think we've become...weirdoes..."
Hurky: So how was it? It would be really awesome if you reviewed, so PLEASE review!
Riku: Everytime you read and don't review, a peacock loses its soul.
Hurky: A peacock?
Riku: Yeah, I had to think of some animal!
Hurky: (sigh)