Yes, another day for our SSBM Characters. They've done their jobs and
recived their vacation.
Everyone was in the main room arguing over something.
Pichu: Mc.Donalds is not old fashioned.
Pikachu: Yes it is. They serve those gay happy meals with pictures of people from sesame street.
Link: And the toys that kids break in 2 days.
Bowser: And there's the barbie dolls that they give boys for $4.50.
Pichu: I like those!
Y.Link: *Points at Pichu* Fruit!
Pichu: Shut up!
Y.Link: No! I'm telling you that Mc. Donalds is a Gay resturant.
Link: Tell him bro.
Mario: Mickey-dees-a-good-a-resturant.
D.K.: What do you know! You'll probably end up working at that trash bag.
Bowser: Serving little kids.
Pikachu: Cleaning the bathrooms.
Link: Grinning 24 hours a day.
Zelda: Saying "We love to see you smile!".
Link: We love to see you eat.
Y.Link: We love to see you pay.
Bowser: We love to see you cheat.
D.K.: So we can sue your day.
D.K., Bowser, Link, Y. Link: HEY! OLAY! HEY OLAY!
Luigi: *Turns on T.V. cause the conversations in the room are boring, sees WWE Raw on* YES! WRESTLING!
A stampede of people to sit on the couch and floor to watch wrestling can be heard.
~1 hour 51 minutes 23 seconds later~
Donkey Kong: Excellent show. Eric Biscoff has done some good changes.
Zelda: Nah, he could of done better than a 5-team TLC match.
Samus walks in with a Video Game newspaper.
Samus: Look! *Puts the newspaper on the table for everyone to see*
It Read:
NEW CHALLENGERS!
On Nov. 21st 30 new fighters have appeared for Sony's company. On Nov. 24th Sony issuedan open challenge to the three companies. Nintendo, Mircosoft(With it's new cast of characters) and the new company High Wirage. The competition has been accepted by High Wirage. Reporter's have yet to confirm Microsoft's and Nintendo's. More information will be provided as time passes.
Article By Jerry Tomfield and Jonny Tomfield
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Link: How come Nintendo hasn't accepted the invatation?]
Bowser: Where did you get this?
Samus: Marth and Roy.
Luigi: Where are they?
Samus: Outside by the pizza shop.
~Pizza Shop~
Marth and Roy were enjoying Pizza at the local Pizza Shop.
Roy: YES! 3 Cups of Hot Sauce. The whole case of pepper. And 3 squirts of Falco's spicey Ketchup. All on Spicey Pepperoni Slice. *Takes out a bag of spice* YES!
Marth: Oh My God Roy. You will eventually wont have any taste buds left. THAT is Over Doing on the hot stuff. And yesterday you ate flour and those salty french fries from Popeyes!
Roy: So? Listen, 2 days ago I ate Chocolate milk and mayonaisse. *Took a bite of pizza* Hmm....Nah. Needs some of Fox's homemade pot. *Takes out a bag of weed and puts it on his pizza*
Marth: You smoke more pot than me put you're not supposed to eat it.
Roy: I feel like I should get High for tonight. You know...that celebration party for the competition. We're supposed to be there.
Marth: You are completly insane! *Takes a bite of pizza* I mean. Why get high at a party our boss will be at?
Roy: Why do kids play in the rain?
Marth: I dunno...they think its fun.
Roy: Theirs your answer. *Eats pizza in 5 slow bites*
Marth: Great....Roy is a pothead.
Roy: And my best friend is Harry Pothead. No...no....HAIRY POTHEAD!
Marth: You have got to be kidding me.
~Outside Pizza Shop~
Falco: Did he eat it?
Fox: Heck yeah!
Falco: And the Ketchup?
Fox: Yes.
Falco: *Widens smile* That stuff is rigged up! Pot, Marajuana, Crack, weed, alchohal.
Fox: I thought that was the punch.
Falco: Didn't you rig the ketchup for me?
Fox: No.
Falco: Crap
Marth and Roy walk out the shop and Fox and Falco stop looking through the window and run into the bushes.
Marth: What was that?
Roy: A Flying cow.
Marth: Really?
Kirby: *Walks up* Did you two faggots see Jigglypuff?
Roy: No we didn't see your girlfriend you Homo-looking Pinball!
Kirby: She's not my girlfriend. I have one.
Roy: Tsk, Tsk ,Tsk. I have 2. *Turns to Marth* Ever heard of Kirby being one-balled.
Kirby: Not one ball stupid. One girlfriend.
Marth: Who?
Roy: I know.! I know! Ronald Mcdonald!
Kirby: *Frown* No. She live far from here.
Marth: *Grin* Really?
Kirby: WHERE IS JIGGLYPUFF!!!
Roy: Went to a hotel with Pikachu.
Kirby: WHAT?!!!
Marth: *Claps hands* YES! You PO'ed Kirby.
Kirby: Listen you homosexuals! Where is Jigglypuff?
Marth: Dunno. We haven't been at the Melee building in 4 hours. Just a while ago we met samus. She said that the boys are there. And Zelda. That was it.
Kirby: OK. See Ya.
Roy: And tell Jigglypuff she has wrinkles.
Kirby: Okay...hey...WHAT?!!?
Kirby chased Roy down like he stole something.
Marth: Wait up you faggots! *Runs after them*
Fox and Falco pop out the bushes red with laughter.
Fox: I have an idea. Let's set up Jigglypuff with Pichu.
Falco: You have to be kidding. Kirby will freak.
Fox: Yeah. That's why.
Falco: Can't Kirby kick our hineys.
Fox: Nah.
Falco: That's absolete torment....I like the plan.
Fox: Who cares if you like it. Let's go! *Runs north of the Pizza shop*
Falco: Wait up. *Runs after him.*
~Melee Building~
The room was deserted except for Link . He was practicing his boomerang skills.
Fox: HIYA LINK!!!
Link startled threw the boomerang off his curve path and it sliced the T.V. in half.
Falco: CRAP!
Fox: Do you know where Jigglypuff is?
Link: No. Why?
Fox: *Looked around* Can you keep a secret?
Link: Yeah....
Falco: We're gonna hook up Jiggly and Pichu.
Link: How many missions are you gonna try that are impossible?
Fox: Zero, listen. All we need you to do is keep Pikachu away from JIgglypuff at the party tonight.
Link: What Party?
Falco: The one about Nintendo accepting or declining the offer Sony made about the tornament.
Link: There's a party.
Fox: *Glares at Flaco and points at Link* SLOOOOOOOOW!
Falco: *Pats Link's back* Spread the word my friend. And remember what we said. Do it and we'll put a good word about you to Zelda.
Link: What makes you think...
Fox: SHUSH! We know. Let's move Falco, we got some pokemon to find.
Falco: Hey, link.
Link: Huh?
Falco: Go Score.
TBC
Everyone was in the main room arguing over something.
Pichu: Mc.Donalds is not old fashioned.
Pikachu: Yes it is. They serve those gay happy meals with pictures of people from sesame street.
Link: And the toys that kids break in 2 days.
Bowser: And there's the barbie dolls that they give boys for $4.50.
Pichu: I like those!
Y.Link: *Points at Pichu* Fruit!
Pichu: Shut up!
Y.Link: No! I'm telling you that Mc. Donalds is a Gay resturant.
Link: Tell him bro.
Mario: Mickey-dees-a-good-a-resturant.
D.K.: What do you know! You'll probably end up working at that trash bag.
Bowser: Serving little kids.
Pikachu: Cleaning the bathrooms.
Link: Grinning 24 hours a day.
Zelda: Saying "We love to see you smile!".
Link: We love to see you eat.
Y.Link: We love to see you pay.
Bowser: We love to see you cheat.
D.K.: So we can sue your day.
D.K., Bowser, Link, Y. Link: HEY! OLAY! HEY OLAY!
Luigi: *Turns on T.V. cause the conversations in the room are boring, sees WWE Raw on* YES! WRESTLING!
A stampede of people to sit on the couch and floor to watch wrestling can be heard.
~1 hour 51 minutes 23 seconds later~
Donkey Kong: Excellent show. Eric Biscoff has done some good changes.
Zelda: Nah, he could of done better than a 5-team TLC match.
Samus walks in with a Video Game newspaper.
Samus: Look! *Puts the newspaper on the table for everyone to see*
It Read:
NEW CHALLENGERS!
On Nov. 21st 30 new fighters have appeared for Sony's company. On Nov. 24th Sony issuedan open challenge to the three companies. Nintendo, Mircosoft(With it's new cast of characters) and the new company High Wirage. The competition has been accepted by High Wirage. Reporter's have yet to confirm Microsoft's and Nintendo's. More information will be provided as time passes.
Article By Jerry Tomfield and Jonny Tomfield
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------
Link: How come Nintendo hasn't accepted the invatation?]
Bowser: Where did you get this?
Samus: Marth and Roy.
Luigi: Where are they?
Samus: Outside by the pizza shop.
~Pizza Shop~
Marth and Roy were enjoying Pizza at the local Pizza Shop.
Roy: YES! 3 Cups of Hot Sauce. The whole case of pepper. And 3 squirts of Falco's spicey Ketchup. All on Spicey Pepperoni Slice. *Takes out a bag of spice* YES!
Marth: Oh My God Roy. You will eventually wont have any taste buds left. THAT is Over Doing on the hot stuff. And yesterday you ate flour and those salty french fries from Popeyes!
Roy: So? Listen, 2 days ago I ate Chocolate milk and mayonaisse. *Took a bite of pizza* Hmm....Nah. Needs some of Fox's homemade pot. *Takes out a bag of weed and puts it on his pizza*
Marth: You smoke more pot than me put you're not supposed to eat it.
Roy: I feel like I should get High for tonight. You know...that celebration party for the competition. We're supposed to be there.
Marth: You are completly insane! *Takes a bite of pizza* I mean. Why get high at a party our boss will be at?
Roy: Why do kids play in the rain?
Marth: I dunno...they think its fun.
Roy: Theirs your answer. *Eats pizza in 5 slow bites*
Marth: Great....Roy is a pothead.
Roy: And my best friend is Harry Pothead. No...no....HAIRY POTHEAD!
Marth: You have got to be kidding me.
~Outside Pizza Shop~
Falco: Did he eat it?
Fox: Heck yeah!
Falco: And the Ketchup?
Fox: Yes.
Falco: *Widens smile* That stuff is rigged up! Pot, Marajuana, Crack, weed, alchohal.
Fox: I thought that was the punch.
Falco: Didn't you rig the ketchup for me?
Fox: No.
Falco: Crap
Marth and Roy walk out the shop and Fox and Falco stop looking through the window and run into the bushes.
Marth: What was that?
Roy: A Flying cow.
Marth: Really?
Kirby: *Walks up* Did you two faggots see Jigglypuff?
Roy: No we didn't see your girlfriend you Homo-looking Pinball!
Kirby: She's not my girlfriend. I have one.
Roy: Tsk, Tsk ,Tsk. I have 2. *Turns to Marth* Ever heard of Kirby being one-balled.
Kirby: Not one ball stupid. One girlfriend.
Marth: Who?
Roy: I know.! I know! Ronald Mcdonald!
Kirby: *Frown* No. She live far from here.
Marth: *Grin* Really?
Kirby: WHERE IS JIGGLYPUFF!!!
Roy: Went to a hotel with Pikachu.
Kirby: WHAT?!!!
Marth: *Claps hands* YES! You PO'ed Kirby.
Kirby: Listen you homosexuals! Where is Jigglypuff?
Marth: Dunno. We haven't been at the Melee building in 4 hours. Just a while ago we met samus. She said that the boys are there. And Zelda. That was it.
Kirby: OK. See Ya.
Roy: And tell Jigglypuff she has wrinkles.
Kirby: Okay...hey...WHAT?!!?
Kirby chased Roy down like he stole something.
Marth: Wait up you faggots! *Runs after them*
Fox and Falco pop out the bushes red with laughter.
Fox: I have an idea. Let's set up Jigglypuff with Pichu.
Falco: You have to be kidding. Kirby will freak.
Fox: Yeah. That's why.
Falco: Can't Kirby kick our hineys.
Fox: Nah.
Falco: That's absolete torment....I like the plan.
Fox: Who cares if you like it. Let's go! *Runs north of the Pizza shop*
Falco: Wait up. *Runs after him.*
~Melee Building~
The room was deserted except for Link . He was practicing his boomerang skills.
Fox: HIYA LINK!!!
Link startled threw the boomerang off his curve path and it sliced the T.V. in half.
Falco: CRAP!
Fox: Do you know where Jigglypuff is?
Link: No. Why?
Fox: *Looked around* Can you keep a secret?
Link: Yeah....
Falco: We're gonna hook up Jiggly and Pichu.
Link: How many missions are you gonna try that are impossible?
Fox: Zero, listen. All we need you to do is keep Pikachu away from JIgglypuff at the party tonight.
Link: What Party?
Falco: The one about Nintendo accepting or declining the offer Sony made about the tornament.
Link: There's a party.
Fox: *Glares at Flaco and points at Link* SLOOOOOOOOW!
Falco: *Pats Link's back* Spread the word my friend. And remember what we said. Do it and we'll put a good word about you to Zelda.
Link: What makes you think...
Fox: SHUSH! We know. Let's move Falco, we got some pokemon to find.
Falco: Hey, link.
Link: Huh?
Falco: Go Score.
TBC