Invader Zim V.S. Sponge Bob Square Pants
Round 1: G.I.R. V.S Squidward
"HELLO! I'll be your evil dude of doom!"
"Yay!"
"No G.I.R. that's bad."
"meow"
"Righty then lets go on, umm."
"Why are we here?"
"Well Squidward if I could remember I wouldn't be thinkin would I?"
*EDoD hits Squidward with a baseball bat*
"You mean I'm stu-"
"I remember now!!"
"Soooo Mr. Evil Dude, why are we here?"
"You've been trapped into playing battle of pigs (working title)
"This isn't an evil alien trick is it?"
"NO Dib it's snot"
"Yay!!"
"uhh.."
"so that Patrick understands I-talk-slowly like. The-rules-are-I-pair- you-up-and-you-spend-a-day-in-the-same-house-with-that-person-our- EEEEXXXXPPPPEEEERRRRTTTT-juge-will-give-out-points-as-he-sees-necessary. So the first match will be . . . Clayboy and Noodleead?"
"What is th-"
"Oh. Squidward V.S. G.I.R."
"I'm paired with that loser this will be a sinch!"
-Three hours later on a plane-
"Where are we going?"
"A dessert, DESERT!! Not dessert!!!" sounds of banging can be heard in the bathroom.
-The Savanna Desert-
"Why here?"
"My house builder chose it, he hates you!" "BYE!" all but G.I.R. and Squidward disappear and a small monkey with a dunce cap on that says JUDGE on it appears.
"But he's supposed to be an expert!"
"MONKEY!!!!!!!!" G.I.R. runs up to hug the monkey and a force field appears around him. G.I.R. goes flying into a rock. "FUN!!!!" G.I.R. gets up and tries again, the same situation.
-Three hours later-
"Weeeee!!!!"
"Will you stop that?"
G.I.R. slightly tilts his head "WHY!!"
"It's annoying!" Ding, Ding, Ding! The weird monkey presses a big red glowing button giving G.I.R. 150 points "Well that isn't fair." Ding! Ding! Ding! "This is so unfair."
"Are you a squid?"
"Well ya my name is Squidward!"
"I LOVE SQUIDY!!!"
"Why thank-you. OUCH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!"
"Uhhh. I was ahhh. hungry." Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
"Will y-" Ding! "Do I get points?" the monkey flips a switch and a SMALL, LITTLE blue button comes out. The monkey presses it in Bing! G.I.R.: 600 points Squidward: 1 point. "You mean he gets fifty points every time his button is pressed and I get one?" monkey nodes "This is so-" Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Bing! Dong-dong!
Evil dude and the rest of the crew reappear "Time up, G.I.R. wins!"
"Well at least I'm still living AND I'm rid of him!"
"Finishy Squidward gets the ssshhhharky pit! Say hi to jawsy"
"He's getting eaten by shark!"
"Ahhh save me!"
"Never cause I'm evil and I'm flyey like, YAY!"
All sponsored by Evil's evil corporation and sharks and other death traps donated by Satan inc. you need death it's given to you!
Byes don't miss next thingy where Ms. Bitters gets to crush all of Sandy's little dreamy-things plus her will! YAY!!!!
Round 1: G.I.R. V.S Squidward
"HELLO! I'll be your evil dude of doom!"
"Yay!"
"No G.I.R. that's bad."
"meow"
"Righty then lets go on, umm."
"Why are we here?"
"Well Squidward if I could remember I wouldn't be thinkin would I?"
*EDoD hits Squidward with a baseball bat*
"You mean I'm stu-"
"I remember now!!"
"Soooo Mr. Evil Dude, why are we here?"
"You've been trapped into playing battle of pigs (working title)
"This isn't an evil alien trick is it?"
"NO Dib it's snot"
"Yay!!"
"uhh.."
"so that Patrick understands I-talk-slowly like. The-rules-are-I-pair- you-up-and-you-spend-a-day-in-the-same-house-with-that-person-our- EEEEXXXXPPPPEEEERRRRTTTT-juge-will-give-out-points-as-he-sees-necessary. So the first match will be . . . Clayboy and Noodleead?"
"What is th-"
"Oh. Squidward V.S. G.I.R."
"I'm paired with that loser this will be a sinch!"
-Three hours later on a plane-
"Where are we going?"
"A dessert, DESERT!! Not dessert!!!" sounds of banging can be heard in the bathroom.
-The Savanna Desert-
"Why here?"
"My house builder chose it, he hates you!" "BYE!" all but G.I.R. and Squidward disappear and a small monkey with a dunce cap on that says JUDGE on it appears.
"But he's supposed to be an expert!"
"MONKEY!!!!!!!!" G.I.R. runs up to hug the monkey and a force field appears around him. G.I.R. goes flying into a rock. "FUN!!!!" G.I.R. gets up and tries again, the same situation.
-Three hours later-
"Weeeee!!!!"
"Will you stop that?"
G.I.R. slightly tilts his head "WHY!!"
"It's annoying!" Ding, Ding, Ding! The weird monkey presses a big red glowing button giving G.I.R. 150 points "Well that isn't fair." Ding! Ding! Ding! "This is so unfair."
"Are you a squid?"
"Well ya my name is Squidward!"
"I LOVE SQUIDY!!!"
"Why thank-you. OUCH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!"
"Uhhh. I was ahhh. hungry." Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
"Will y-" Ding! "Do I get points?" the monkey flips a switch and a SMALL, LITTLE blue button comes out. The monkey presses it in Bing! G.I.R.: 600 points Squidward: 1 point. "You mean he gets fifty points every time his button is pressed and I get one?" monkey nodes "This is so-" Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Bing! Dong-dong!
Evil dude and the rest of the crew reappear "Time up, G.I.R. wins!"
"Well at least I'm still living AND I'm rid of him!"
"Finishy Squidward gets the ssshhhharky pit! Say hi to jawsy"
"He's getting eaten by shark!"
"Ahhh save me!"
"Never cause I'm evil and I'm flyey like, YAY!"
All sponsored by Evil's evil corporation and sharks and other death traps donated by Satan inc. you need death it's given to you!
Byes don't miss next thingy where Ms. Bitters gets to crush all of Sandy's little dreamy-things plus her will! YAY!!!!