CHAPTER1:
Sasuke strolled down the trees of bacon and then died. He then came back alive when the magical unicorn turned the toast back into his mother.
"OMG I'M ALIVE. THANK YOU UNICORN." he then continued his stroll down I'm a Penis Avenue when he came across a sexy man named Naruto and fell in love with him at first sight.
"I love you." He whispered sexily as he leaned against the man's pole.
"omg I love you too!" Naruto shouted and then they hugged and formed babies. Right there.! In front of the children and even the aifkdnjsafads.
"Well that was hot." Replied the hot sexy man as he zipped his pants because the llama king ordered him to suck his own dildo.
"How dare you suck your own clavicle." Sasuke said as he stroked his placenta.
"I'm sorry." Naruto said as he slowly kicked a gorilla named Pablo.
"DIUnt be sorry, I am the one who raped the child." He admitted as the potato did a pelvic thrust.
"" Sakura then yelled as she orgazzzmed while watching some SasuNaru porn.
"THEY WEEENRREEEE DOINGGGG IT IN THE BANANANAAAA KING'S HOUSEEELEWI SFASIDJKAFNDS"
But suddenly, Sai emerged from the darkness in nothing but a rubber band, and he screamed
"I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR"
And then Ikuto landed in his Orochimaru and Kabuto expl0ded.
The gay bar was very nice and Indian.
"But I don't speak Chinese." Naruto farted through the trees.
"PIZZAAAA." Sasuke orgasmed for the -309378953t24563y8741uirjekm, c4y3r8 43 time that evening.
"God Sasuke stop orgasming what are you a mermaid." But the pickle did coem to a stop and the Joker appeared and fcked batman in the ear.
"EAR RAPPEEEEE" yelled Charlie as he skidded across Sasuke's face.
He then started to climb the Eiffel Tower.
"I NEEED HAMMMMMM!" He yelled as he jumped off of his shoe and landed into Naruto's arms.
"Oh my, you really are a mermaid." He said, and then they had sex in the cuisioddd and the baby was born 9 months later and it had dark black hair and black eyes and a creepy smile and liked snakes.
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