As you all no from Naruto! Episode ?Some?Thing, that Rock lee apparently got drunk from a small sip of Sake…. Well im here to explain his other stories…
Gai: ROCK LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gai: INNER YOGA TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Rock lee: YES SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Neji: …
Ten Ten: …
They practice yoga
Rock Lee: GGJHCHFVGVHJBHJHBVDSCFHDSHGCDSHGBLSDBHDS
WRONG STORY
Here's the story
Chapter 1 SAKE…
Naruto: umm Sakura? Do you like me?
Sakura: ummmm… I don't know
Lee: I Like you sakura, THE POWER OF YOUTH ALWAYS WINS.
Neji:…umm… I like Ten Ten…Ummm… I like you Ten Ten
Ten Ten Blushes
Ten Ten: umm…Who are you?...ummm I like knives
Temari:….ummm… I like Shikamaru
Shikamaru: ummm…. I like my shadow
Neji: Ummmm… I have no eyes
Lee: Check this out
Does some type of yoga act
Lee: I call that Youthfoo
Rock lee picks up some sake
gulp
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Lee: WHOSA YOUSA
Sakura flinches
Lee destroys the Sake house
Naruto: uh… Lee… don't you realize yo—
Rock lee chants something in gibberish, falls on the ground…. Wakes up…. And finds himself in Canada (YAY CANADA)
Lee: where…. Am.. i….
Sasuke: You are in canada fool, and I can kick your butt.
Lee: can…a…da(?)
Sasuke: yes Canada fool, and I can kick your butt.
Narutos in the distance
Naruto:……?uh….. where am I….
Sign says: You are in canada... and Sasuke can kick your butt
Naruto sighs
Nauto: eh…. Another lost hope….
Sasuke: Yes I know, and I can kick your butt…
sigh
Sasuke gets mad...
Sasuke: I hate Canada…and I can kick all your butt's
Sakura: WHERE AM I!
Sasuke: Canada, and I can kick your butt.
and for some unknown reason everyone dies except for lee…
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Lee: I cry… for you all…… and for my youth to bring you all back into a nice fuzzy appealing form known as the youth of the bunny….
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Lee sees his mom (or not ... eh... nvm ... read on ...)
Smeagal: WHERES THE RING!...
Lee: who are you?
Smeagal: Give me your fingers
Lee: okay
Smeagal bites them off
Smeagal: …. bye bye….
Smeagal runs off
Lee: …
Hours of youthfulness pass
Lees mom approaches
Mommy Uber-brow-san: LEE! I finally found you !
Cries in joyfulness
Lee: Wow! I thought Gai was my mom… and hey, I don't remember being nursed by you!
Lee: GO AWAY
Lee knocks her head off with a bit of old style youthfoo and yogafoo
Lee sees a girl up ahead
Tohru: Oh Hi gay person in a green spandex suit :)
Scary silence …. Cover your ears!
Lee: YOU INSULT MY YOUTH AND MY LOVE IS WITH SAKURA. ALTHOUGH GAI WAS MY MOTHER… BUT IGNORE MY SECOND SENTENCE.
Tohru: Um. Okay, little gay guy :)
Tohru walks about ½ centimeter, then gets knocked out
...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Lee: FOOL, YOU MUST DIE!
Lee: KONOHA…………..dum dum dum……..HURRICANE!
And yet again Tohru remains dead like the others that were in Lee's way.
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Lee: IM GOING MAD! THIS CHAPTER OR WHOLE STORY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
A bottle of sake appears on the ground, and some how Rock Lee ends up in a desert with no water
Lee: o for the fu-
END OF CHAPTER
Credit……… goes to Richard!
Next chapter to come soon