I sat up straight fast painting. another fucked up dream. It wasn't scary, but strange, you know those dreams that make no sense. Well it sortra like what happened a couple seconds ago.

I looked around to find out im alone, the sun light up my house, my brother not watching TV, I should know because I'm sleeping on the couch, anyway, the TV shut off, and I cant hear my mom black berry clicking.

I looked over on my side, wear my laptop resting on a foot stool near my, in the corner it said 12:00. You know it strange how I always wake up on the dot, not a minute later or minute early. It always 1:00, or 12:00, something like that.

So that means that mom at work, and my brother at school. why am i at home you ask? I got the week off because off no exams, it not like I was kicked out of school or something because I did something, nothing like that...

Anyway, for some reason, my dream makes want to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles all of a sudden. And if you dont know who they are, than where the hell have you been for the rest of your life!

I'm sure a T.V. show about giant human turtles that are ninja that have Italian names and live in new York, really hard to miss, and I applaud anyone who came this far in there life without hearing there names.

So now with my new obsession, and mysteriously craving for the taste of pizza, I graved for the satellite remote and turned the T.V. on and hit the search button. I carefully typed in ' ninja turtles' and hit send.

I waited patiently, but soon felt depression when no matches came up. ' Drat. There cancelled.' You know, I saw this coming when they started to use guns, and stuff like that in the future. It was worse enough with the 2005 turtles, or around the 20th century.

They made them so serious. I liked the old ones better! They broke the fourth wall, they made cheesy comments that was strangely funny, and mostly they didn't make them have a stick up there ass the side of east Texas. well, mostly they did that with Leonardo.

Anyway, now with my depression I dragged myself off the couch and started to walk to the bath room. But I ran back and graved my laptop first than headed to the bathroom. since out bigger one hot water isn't working, yeah, i have three bathrooms, i went to the smaller one. it feel more cosy.

i sat the laptop on the toilet, and an idea popped in my mind. ' why dont i load some episode from Youtube, and watch it after i get out of the shower!' Yay internet! So I quickly pulled up Youtube from the laptop and typed in ' TMNT episode.' what was the first to catch my mind was, ' lost episode.' So I clicked that.

i pressed pause and as it loaded, i striped down and jumped in the shower turning on the water. as i washed my hair i heard some noise, a vibrate, crash, and moaning, in pain of course.

" Goddamnitt, get off' a me!"

" I'll get off when Mikey gets off."

" And I'll move, when Leo gets off." Came bickering. The video must of played, I opened the Curtin, but before I opened it all the way I stopped, right in front of my toilet, in a pile, was the FRICKEN TENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

" HOLY SHIT!" I yelled pulling the Curtin shut, but than some left over shampoo decided to be a bitch and leak in my eye. " GODDAMNITT!" I cursed holding my eye, than I stepped on some soap falling back, on my back, moaning in pain.

" Ow."