I had enough of Gimli so I have averted my eyes to the lovely short and big
footed hobbits. Please read and review. Leslog_sayhello xxx
If you thought Gimli as a beach side hunk was disturbing then avert your eyes. Yes! A new sensation is seeping the Shire - Hobbit Wrestling! They may be quiet rural folk who like to keep themselves to themselves, but that doesn't mean that the hobbits don't enjoy laying the Smack Down every now and then...
The whole shire is in a frenzy as it prepares for the aptly titled 'King of the Ring ' tournament, with 'Triple B' (Bilbo the Bruiser Baggins) a favourite to win against his nephew 'Master' Frodo and the Undertooker (Peregrin Took).
Sam Gangee has recently unwittingly joined 'SEW' ( Shire Entertainment Wrestling) thinking it was a needlework class, and found himself thrown in to the middle of a Hell in a Cell Match and put through a table by his loving Master.
Frodo said of the incident,
"Sam had better stick to what he's best at - cooking. I can Smell what the Sam is Cookin'. And it don't smell good. So he better stay outa my way or I'm gonna lay his God damn ARSE on the smack down!!!".
Easy there master Frodo.
What do you all think? Please review. Leslog_sayhello and from now on aka Leslog because I'm fed up with writing my whole name.
If you thought Gimli as a beach side hunk was disturbing then avert your eyes. Yes! A new sensation is seeping the Shire - Hobbit Wrestling! They may be quiet rural folk who like to keep themselves to themselves, but that doesn't mean that the hobbits don't enjoy laying the Smack Down every now and then...
The whole shire is in a frenzy as it prepares for the aptly titled 'King of the Ring ' tournament, with 'Triple B' (Bilbo the Bruiser Baggins) a favourite to win against his nephew 'Master' Frodo and the Undertooker (Peregrin Took).
Sam Gangee has recently unwittingly joined 'SEW' ( Shire Entertainment Wrestling) thinking it was a needlework class, and found himself thrown in to the middle of a Hell in a Cell Match and put through a table by his loving Master.
Frodo said of the incident,
"Sam had better stick to what he's best at - cooking. I can Smell what the Sam is Cookin'. And it don't smell good. So he better stay outa my way or I'm gonna lay his God damn ARSE on the smack down!!!".
Easy there master Frodo.
What do you all think? Please review. Leslog_sayhello and from now on aka Leslog because I'm fed up with writing my whole name.