They all gethered in the giant warehouse, part of the NYPD and part of scotland yard facing each other, the had to decide who was better. They decided to have a rap battle, one problem the NYPD couldn't rap. Scotland yard goes first, hopkins takes the stage.
Hey, look at this disgrace
All these americans in my face
Yo, whats the point in having you here
Cus to me it aint crystal clear
All you guys do is run and shoot
I might aswell be rubbing ya off my boot
Go, and run away
Hope not to see ya another day
Didn't think the world could get this bad
Then I crossed the ocean, and met sherlocks dad
Sherlock man, a traitor you are
You left to join this stupid bunch
But really im glad your gone
You aint no cop, or a detective
Your daddy even had to hire you a bitch
You couldn't do nothing right
I was glad with you outta sight
But I guess that your happy here
In a country without law and order
You act all smart, act all cool
But New yorkers are just fools-
He stopped suddenly as Joan stepped out right up to him.
Are you dissing me,
Or my work family
You don't know whats its like out here
You only know whats ove there
Across the water where sissing live
Where you only take and never give,
We have freedom 365 days a year
Theres no reason to shead a tear
But really I see why sherlock left
5 minutes with you and I wanna break my own neck
You cant rap
You can barley rhyme
Now get off the stage its my time to shine
You see these people
Standing tall and proud
There the NYPD man say it loud
What more could you be looking for
We got law and order behind every door
Now, why don't you guys just go home
And leave all of us alone
Cus you don't know what your in for
You want rap well I've got more
You guys really didn't know
I'm a rap champion
7 years in a row
Now just go away
Fly back home
Go back to england
And leave new york alone.
Well, nobody expected that but at least she was good. NYPD had won the battle and scotland yard had to leave with heads held low.
I don't know anything about rap, I just thought this would be good to write. btw I am English so it was hard to write insults about my own country. thanks for reading, feel free to criticise me, it helps. :)