Cloudic: hey! My first Yu-gi-oh fic. One question.WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE
MAKE YU-GI-OH SHONEN AI FICS!!! ITS FRICKIN NASTY PEOPLE!!!! Aaaaaanyway,
I'd like you to meet my muse.THE DARK MAGICIAN!!!
DM: how much am I getting paid for this?
Cloudic: who said you were getting paid?
Some random Japanese guy: yeees I am here from de magician abuse society,
we understand that yu arey using dis magician witout pay, no?
Cloudic: (takes out ultima weapon) what about it?
SRJG: we have to arrest you.
Cloudic: not having any of that.CLOUDIC-OH!!(bright flash)
Yami Cloudic: (deeper voice, taller) what was that...?
SRJG: (trembling) we.have.to.arrest.you?
Yami Cloudic: (like in yugioh opening theme) It's time.to DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-DU-
DU-DUEL! (slashes head off of SRJG) ahhh.I shall be making more appearances
in this fic. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The king of games has a bad day
Yugi: (yugi wakes up and groggily gets up off his lazy butt and goes to the bathroom. While looking in the mirror he sees that his face is covered with lipstick) YAAAAAMIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! I swear on my life that I will never let him have rock candy again!(yami giggles insanely from upstars and busts open yugi's door.
Yami: SURPRISE!!! I MADE YOU PRETTYFUL! YAAAAHOOHOOHOOWEEEE! (runs downstairs and knocks down grandpa.)
Grandpa: YUGI!! Stop your dark side from burning down the house/card shop!
Yugi: coming grandpa! (first his hair won't spike, then he trips down the stairs and slips on a banana peel. Then he goes outside) ahh it's been a bad day so far, but I'm sure it can only get better! (the sun suddenly disappears and he is drenched in rain.) why did I say that?
Kaiba: (he walks down the street to yugi's house) I CHALLENGE YOU TO ANOTHER DUEL, YUGI MOTO!
Yugi: ill kick your butt any day kaiba.
Kaiba: but I have a new deck!
Yugi: alright, but it's a waste of time.
LATER, AT KAIBALAND.
Yugi: (he shuffles his deck and draws five cards. We see them and they are the Celtic guardian, swords of revealing light, magical hats, magicians box(or whatever that thing is), and shining angel.) thinking: ha! I'll bet he has worse! Talking: I'll play Celtic guardian in attack mode!
Kaiba: well what do you know? I picked all five pieces of exodia, plus the one card I drew was blue eyes!!! Go exodia, attack Celtic guardian!
Yugi: darn! (Celtic guardian is wiped out. He draws a card. It is the magical labyrinth) DARN IT!! (Yugi's life points are wiped out because I'm too lazy to type more battle) RUEALUGALHEITLHAKLJTD!!!!
Kaiba: yay now I'm the king of games!! Wooo hoooo!
Yugi: doesn't get much worse than this.
Tea: (walks into room) I HATE YOU YUGI MOTO!! I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH TRISTAN BECAUSE YOUR TOO SHORT!!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Joey: hey don't worry yug, I'm sure your day can't get any.
Yugi: (in slow motion really deep voice) NOOOOOO! JOEY DON'T SAY.
Joey: .worse than this.
Yugi: you had to say it joey.(yugi gets trampled by elephants, loses his dueling deck, grandpa goes senile and rips up exodia, he gets trampled by wild mustangs, then joey runs off with mai, Yami goes back into his body, Pegasus attacks him with fighter jets, and he finally loses all his money, duke devlin spits on him and he lives the rest of his life in a cardboard box with no one to talk to but Rebecca hawking's teddy.) you like me don't you, teddy? (teddy spits on him)
Teddy: you're a big loser! (he runs away)
Yugi cries and that's the end.
Cloudic: poor yugi. Poor poor poor yugi. Next chapter we torture YAMI!!! BWAYHAYHAYHAYHAY!!
The king of games has a bad day
Yugi: (yugi wakes up and groggily gets up off his lazy butt and goes to the bathroom. While looking in the mirror he sees that his face is covered with lipstick) YAAAAAMIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! I swear on my life that I will never let him have rock candy again!(yami giggles insanely from upstars and busts open yugi's door.
Yami: SURPRISE!!! I MADE YOU PRETTYFUL! YAAAAHOOHOOHOOWEEEE! (runs downstairs and knocks down grandpa.)
Grandpa: YUGI!! Stop your dark side from burning down the house/card shop!
Yugi: coming grandpa! (first his hair won't spike, then he trips down the stairs and slips on a banana peel. Then he goes outside) ahh it's been a bad day so far, but I'm sure it can only get better! (the sun suddenly disappears and he is drenched in rain.) why did I say that?
Kaiba: (he walks down the street to yugi's house) I CHALLENGE YOU TO ANOTHER DUEL, YUGI MOTO!
Yugi: ill kick your butt any day kaiba.
Kaiba: but I have a new deck!
Yugi: alright, but it's a waste of time.
LATER, AT KAIBALAND.
Yugi: (he shuffles his deck and draws five cards. We see them and they are the Celtic guardian, swords of revealing light, magical hats, magicians box(or whatever that thing is), and shining angel.) thinking: ha! I'll bet he has worse! Talking: I'll play Celtic guardian in attack mode!
Kaiba: well what do you know? I picked all five pieces of exodia, plus the one card I drew was blue eyes!!! Go exodia, attack Celtic guardian!
Yugi: darn! (Celtic guardian is wiped out. He draws a card. It is the magical labyrinth) DARN IT!! (Yugi's life points are wiped out because I'm too lazy to type more battle) RUEALUGALHEITLHAKLJTD!!!!
Kaiba: yay now I'm the king of games!! Wooo hoooo!
Yugi: doesn't get much worse than this.
Tea: (walks into room) I HATE YOU YUGI MOTO!! I'M RUNNING AWAY WITH TRISTAN BECAUSE YOUR TOO SHORT!!
Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Joey: hey don't worry yug, I'm sure your day can't get any.
Yugi: (in slow motion really deep voice) NOOOOOO! JOEY DON'T SAY.
Joey: .worse than this.
Yugi: you had to say it joey.(yugi gets trampled by elephants, loses his dueling deck, grandpa goes senile and rips up exodia, he gets trampled by wild mustangs, then joey runs off with mai, Yami goes back into his body, Pegasus attacks him with fighter jets, and he finally loses all his money, duke devlin spits on him and he lives the rest of his life in a cardboard box with no one to talk to but Rebecca hawking's teddy.) you like me don't you, teddy? (teddy spits on him)
Teddy: you're a big loser! (he runs away)
Yugi cries and that's the end.
Cloudic: poor yugi. Poor poor poor yugi. Next chapter we torture YAMI!!! BWAYHAYHAYHAYHAY!!