rawr xD, chapter 1 and 2 is not beta read, but my dad edited chapter 3 ow0
chapter 1 and 2 is setup, chapter 3 is why you are here ;)
also story cover picture is of my oc (it's me)
My dad says is this get 10 favorites he wont beat me tonight
It was a cold day in bikini bottom, a day like this was unlike any other before due to the fact that Squidward's mother had died the day before. Squidward knew she wouldn't have lived much longer but he never expected her to leave him this soon. Squidward didn't have much joy in his life he was stuck in a dead end job, his clarinet skills had not improved over the many years he had played, and the sponge he had loved since that day he entered Squidward's life didn't share his feelings. Yes, Squidward had lived a very sad and underwhelming life and his mother was the last source of joy he had left.
So in Squidward's last attempt to finally find happiness he decided to just end it all by drowning himself in air (get it because he's a fish and they don't breathe air). To be honest Squidward could have killed himself in a number of ways that were quicker and less painful. He could drown himself in the goo lagoon but Larry the lobster would just save him and remind him of the warm embrace SpongeBob had denied him, he could just blow his brains out but bikini bottem had the strictest gun control laws in the ocean. No, he had to kill himself on the surface for it was the only way.
Squidward found himself on a beach laying out in the dry sun waiting for his eventual demise but just as he was fading away something blocked out the sun and then he drifted into unconsciousness.
Zuko had just found his prize, for over three years he had searched the globe for the avatar with no success but he had finally found him. Zuko knew it was the avatar because every description of the Airbender said he was short and bald and it just so happens that zuko found a short and bald creature laying on a small island
Zuko kneeled before his father.
"Father I have found the avatar" he said but to ozais surprised they were the only two in his throne room.
Ozai spoke up "well we're is he?"
Zuko had almost forgotten, he pulled the unconscious creature out of his pocket and threw it at ozais feet.
"The hell is this thing" ozai asked
"Can't you not tell, short, bald, it's the avatar" zuko replied
"Are you retarded, the avatar is a human and an air nomad not an octopus in a t shirt" ozai snapped
Zuko replied on the verge of tears"I I'm I'm sssssorry father but yyyou said he'd be short and ba..."
"SILENCE" ozai yelled as the fire around his throne intensified
"I didn't think you were that stupid" ozai said in defeat "As punishment for being a literal tard you must be raped by azula and then you are to be banished a second time" ozai said "now leave my presence"
Zuko immediately left the throne room leaving the small octopus with his father.
"Now what to do with you?" Ozai said to himself
Squidward awoke suddenly he looked around and found himself in a beautifully decorated room.
This must be heaven Squidward thought to himself. Soon a man entered the room but not like any man he had ever seen. This man was as tall as Squidward which was weird because humans usually towered over sea creatures such as himself. Not only was this man as tall as Squidward but he was also the most gorgeous man Squidward had ever lain eyes on. The man had beautiful long hair tied in a top bun, his facial hair was that of a god, and Squidward just noticed the man wasn't wearing a shirt causing Squidward's face to blush a bright red.
The man noticed Squidward's blush so Squidward quickly tried to start a conversation.
"How come you're as short as me" Squidward blurted out without thinking
This caused the man to laugh
"No no my friend you're now as tall as me" the man said
"How" Squidward replied
"Fire nation magic of course" the man said
"Who are you anyways" Squidward asked
"I am the fire lord and you are my special guest" he said with a wink
This caused Squidward's whole face to turn bright red, of course Squidward was instantly attracted to this man but men like this usually didn't go for squids like him.
"You wouldn't happen to mean..."
"Yes I want to fuck you, Squidward" ozai said
Squidward was unsure for he didn't have the proper genitalia to have sex with a human.
"I'm sorry" Squidward said "but I can't have sex with you because my mother died"
This seem to strike a cord with ozai for he too had lost a mother at some point and when that happened he couldn't fuck for at least a week.
"I understand" ozai said in disappointment
He then started to leave Squidward's room but the cephalopod stopped him.
"I wouldn't mind a nice dinner though"
This immediately brought ozais spirit up for this looked like the beginning of a beautiful relationship
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dad also said if this gets 100 favorites he will remarry my mom and i miss her