I don't own Doctor Who.
"What I did, I did without choice."
"I know."
"In the name of peace and sanity."
"But not in the name of the Doctor."
The Possible Crimes of the Forgotten Doctor
- Murdered a Jelly Baby
- Shat in a fez
- Had sweet, sweet relations with a Dalek
- Used a Time Lord super-weapon to end the Time Wars
- Used a Time Lord super-weapon to end the Cupcake Wars
- Said Bowties are not cool
- Ate Randy
- Beat the Tenth Doctor in a sad eyes contest
- Broke the Chameleon Circuit
- Killed Rory at some point.
- Faked the moon landing
- Killed Jesus
- Got Hitler out of the closet (Literally)
- Forced Neil Gaimen to put those kids in "Nightmare in Silver"
- Buttoned up his suit jacket's bottom button
If anybody thinks of something to add to the list, mention it in a review, and I'll update the document with you credited for the idea!
There is another copy of this list on my DA page, but this one will only have the FF suggestions, so if you want to see different suggestions check out that page.