A/N: This is the majical little story I wrote for smelly Elendor when she was inDevon with her dear mother. She hated it and this cheered her up when she got back so I thought it was worth while putting it up.
Hopefullyyou guyswill like it as much as she did.
Chapter 1: The Cheese Dream
Harry finished his snack and put his plate on the floor. He would take it back tomorrow. He pulled his pyjamas on and tugged the curtain round his bed. He lay down on the pillow and fell into a deep sleep.
Harry ran as fast as could through the empty corridors. Something was chasing him. He looked behind him, and there it was.
A hideous beast with long straggly hair, and pale blotchy skin. Its face contorted horribly.
Yes, it was Hermione.
Harry screamed and ran into the nearest classroom. He locked the door and looked round the room.
In the middle of the room stood Professor Dumbledore….in a WEDDING DRESS!
Professor McGonagall appeared from a dark corner of the room dressed in a priest outfit.
"Ah, here's the groom," she began smiling, "May I say, you two make a beautiful couple."
"NnnoooooooooooooOOOOOO!" screamed Harry, opening the door and running back into the hall. Hermione was gone, but in her place was……
an enormous drooling badger!
It picked Harry up and rubbed him on its butt. It then dropped him and went into the classroom he had just escaped from.
Harry, now covered in flakes of shit, stood up and ran to the Gryffindor bathroom.
He needed a wash.
When he arrived, there was a bath already filled with water. He stripped and got in.
Just then, Draco Malfoy burst through the door,"Harry," he announced, "I'm straight!"
"Nooooooo!" Harry shouted.(and the dreams of all those looking for slash were shattered)
Harry's eyes snapped open. He was sweating.
"Last time I eat cheese before I go to bed," he said rolling over, "That was
fucking scary."
Well there you go. A little bit of madness that hopefully made you giggle. If you like it please review, and I might just put the OTHER chapter up!
Black Majik