The battle of Yumbo Yack
Once upon a time there were two ruthless kings in the city of Evil. Their names were Synister, and The Reverend. They were so ruthless that they only care about them and their army. They lived on the top of the mountain of Evil. They almost took over the world 'Yumbo Yack,' but there was a country they called the city of Kindness that was all bright.
"Well" Synister said, " we have to take over the city of Kindness!" he said to the people of Evil. The new spread all the way to the city of Kindness.
When the king of Kindness 'Roberto' said, "We will have to attack before they take us over!"
In the middle of the night king Roberto sent 3 ninjas to the city of Evil to assassinate king Synister and The Reverend. The ninja's took out 6 guards with their super stars, then they walked up to the top of the mountain of Evil where King Synister and The Reverend were located. When they got there they saw two beds and walked slow to them. They took out their big long swords and lifted them up, then swooshed down, but there was only silent. Then, king Reverend and Synister come out of their closet with a laser gun. They shot all three of the ninja's. A note was sent back to king Roberto with a big box attached to it.
The note read:
Here are you ninja's heads and nice try French fry!
King Reverend and Synister
King Roberto screamed at the top of his lungs. Then he said, "They means war,
No one calls me a French fry!"
Moment's later 3 thousand soldiers were sent to the city of Evil. King Synister and Reverend were ready and all ready had their secret weapon: The light sabers. Synister had this weird curl one and Reverend had a double-sided one. The rest of their army had lasers. When King Roberto and the three thousand soldiers showed up they were ready to fight. King Roberto only had bow arrows, swords, and cannons.
Reverend yelled, "CHARGE!" When Roberto's army ran at them Synister's army just pulled out their lasers and shot 10 times at each person and all the army was wiped out excepted 2, when they started to run in opposite directions all Synister said was "light ball."
Reverend gave Synister a light ball. Synister chucked the light ball and hit both guys in the back. Now the only one left was King Roberto.
King Roberto said, " Before you kill me I got something to say to you Synister."
"What?" Synister said.
It's me your daddy Roberto." All Synister said was "ok" then pored chocolate on him and sliced him in half with his light saber. After that The Reverend and Synister walked away laugh as they had just taken over the world.
The End
AN: Yes I know it's a weird story, but I can't take credit for it my friend Chase wrote it I just typed it so plz tell me what you think!