PokeKnight 01/01

This is a crossover with Pokemon. This is also a very very silly fic.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, Oh gods of Pop Culture. I do not infringe upon thee in any way, or at least i don't mean to.

KYER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. AND YOURS TOO HANNAH, FOR GETTING ME ADDICTED TO POKEMON.

PokeKnight 01/01

Two figures stood on the playing field. Actually, it was more of a battle field.
Natalee Lambert squinted in the dim light across the playing field towards her opponent.
Lucien LaCroix smiled as he tightened his grip on his Poke ball. Defeating this mortal would be easy.
The lights flared on as the battle began.
"Choose your Pokemon!" The PA system blared.
"Good Nickolas, Go!" Natalee called as she threw her pokeball. It landed and Nick sprang out ready to fight.
"Jannette, Go!" Lucien yelled and threw his pokeball. Jannette lept out looking as alluring as ever in leather and lace. The two vampires faced each other.
"Jannette, seduction attack, now!" LaCriox yelled.
"Come on Nickolas," Jannette purred. "Do you remember that night in Venice? That night in the streets, on the gondola? We can do it all over again."
Natalee frowned, hard attack to beat, she thought.
"Truth attack, Nick!"
Nick frowned.
"Jannette?" He asked.
"Yes, Nickolas?" She purred.
"I'm in love with Natalee." He admitted truthfully.
"No!!!!" Jannette sobbed and collapsed to the floor.
"Jannette return!" LaCroix yelled. She instantly disappeared and LaCroix held up another Pokeball. Natalee debated weather or not to leave Nick in the fight. She left him in.
"Old Fleur, Go!" LaCroix yelled. An old wrinkled woman appeared out of the pokeball. She stepped toward Nick and he wrapped his arms around his sister. "Angst attack him, Fleur!" LaCroix commanded.
"Why wouldn't you let me be with him Nick? We loved each other. I love LaCroix, Nick, We were meant to be together. Why?" She sobbed.
Natalee could tell Nick was going down hard. She was losing him. Dimly she heard LaCroix laugh.
"Er," Natalee fumbled."Uh, Innocence attack, Nick."
"You were an innocent Fleur. He would have corrupted you and made you a killer. Could you have lived that way for 800 years, killing people every night?" He asked.
"No." Fleur sobbed.
LaCroix growled.
"Fleur return!" She instantly disappeared.
"Nickolas return." Natalee called and he went back in his pokeball. Natalee pulled out another pokeball and threw it into the arena. "Vachon go!"
"Inca go!" LaCroix yelled smugly.
"Ahh!" Vachon yelled. He turned and ran back towards Natalee and jumped into one of her other pokeballs.
"Vachon you get out of Tracy's pokeball this instant!" She yelled at him. Neither of them came out of the Pokeball. She sighed in exasperation.
"Pick a Pokemon Doctor." LaCroix growled, determined to win.
"Um," She paused. "Divia, Go!" She yelled and the blonde little girl in a toga appeared and snarled at the inca. The inca snarled back.
"Volcano attack!" Natalee shouted. LaCroix's side of the battle field erupted in flame. LaCroix stepped back from the inferno and called the inca back to him. The fire ended suddenly as Divia advanced on LaCroix.
"Toga attack!" Natalee commanded. Instantly Togas appeared out of thin air and tied LaCroix up. He fell to the ground helpless.
"Uh, Divia?" LaCroix said as she stood over him. "Divia you listen to daddy right now! You attack Natalee!"
She shook her head.
"Natalee fixed my neck and she got me counseling daddy. I wasn't dealing with my anger effectively before. But now i understand. I love you Daddy." Divia said as she untied him and helped him stand up.
Lucien LaCroix had finally been defeated on the Pokemon battle field.

The End



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