"Im bored" said Seamus Finnigan. Nothing happened this afternoon at Hogwarts. He was off on spare while his best friend Neville was getting bitch-slapped by Snape. Seamus thought of what to do, then he got an idea. Seamus put on his Leprechaun hat and strolled the halls. "G'mornin Flitdick" Seamus said to Flitwick as he walked by in the corridor. Flitwick nodded at Seamus. A thought entered Seamus' head. It told him to kick Flitwick. So Seamus kicked Flitwick across the hall. Flitwick flew across the hall and hit Trelawley. That old fart broke several bones and Flitwick was only stunned. Seamus smiled and went out to the courtyard. He saw that it was empty save for one girl lying on her front. Seamus noticed she wasn't moving. But he also noticed she had a nice arse. Seamus' little leprechaun went hard as he walked to the girl. When he got closer, Seamus saw half the girls face. It was Charity Greenbloom, a 6supth/sup year hottie. She had a pretty face with a soft nose, blue eyes and long golden brown hair. And she was dead. But Seamus didn't care as he pulled her pants off. The ass is nice, Seamus thought as he grabbed it. He also pulled hus pants down and he started masterbaiting. He jerked his cock as he turned Charity's corpse so she faced him. Seamus stuck his cock in her dead pussy as he kept ramming it with his cock. Seamus lifted her shirt and her bra so he could see her tits. Seamus put his face on her tits and licker her cold hard tits. He felt his cock become liquidy and Seamus got an orgasm. He orgasmed so hard he came inside her. Just as he felt ready to go, Seamus found a problem. His dick was stuck inside her. He had to wait all day for help. But no one came except for Draco Malfoy and his goons, who beat up Seamus for fucking a dead girl. "But I have a fetish for dead girls" Seamus said in his irish accent. But Draco still beat him up. "And im gonna rape your ear" shouted Draco. Draco whipped out his snakelike dick and stuck it in his ear. Seamus felt his right ear painfully expand as Draco raped it. Then he heard liquid in his ear. Draco pulled out. Seamus' ear returned to normal, but he could still hear liquid inside. And Draco never helped him with pulling his dick out. Seamus was stuck until midnight, where Snape encountered him. "50 points from Gryffindor" Snape said in his cold voice. Snape pulled out his wand and pointed it at Seamus. Then Seamus' cock got caught on fire. It burned until it reduced Seamus' cock to ashes. Then snape kicked his special leprechaun gold and Seamus died.