(Hello! Revo here! Welcome to "My Life In Zelda High"! Sounds stupid and cliched, right? Exactly. I'm so sick in the head I thought this was a good idea. Basically, imagine every cliche ever. Now imagine all of that in one story with funny and ridiculous results. And this is what you get.)

(DISCLAIMER: Revolutionary Writer does not claim to be funny. He tries to be, but he's not very good. Also, bad grammar is intentional)

Chapter one: I'm pretty average!

Hi! My name is 'Barbara White Kawaii Joyful Harrison', Barbara for short. And I'm your average 14 teenage girl. I have Shining white hair (not like an old person LOL) I was born with it and thats how i got one of my middle names. I have piercing red eyes and soft pale skin like a vampire. I'm tall and thin and very pretty and popular and smart and also very humble.

I like heavy death metal music, vidoe games and Cats. (I wish their was a game with all 3) My friends say that im a bit of a fangurl, especially with Link form The Legend of Zelda (Noseblood! :D). i'm the most popular girl in my grade cuz of all my good qualities.

I was excited because of what today was. Today was the day i finally got a copy of 'legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker'. For those of you who do not know, The Legend Of Zelda is the BEST video game franchise ever! It about a guy named Link (whos a total hottie LOL) who saves the dumb princess Zelda who get kidnapped alot.

I've played every Zelda game except Wind Waker. Even the dumb ones like 'Links awaking'. I was excited. I had saved up enough money to buy the new version, so i headed to the store.

At the store their was an creepy old man. He looked very creepy and old. I tried to walk past him but he grabbed me!11 I didn't like it, but I was used to it though, I was very pretty and had big boob so all the boys wanted me for my body. They also liked my clothes.

Today i was wearing a white see through tank top that you could see my bras under and a short blue skirt that was very short. You might think im a slut but im not. I just like those clothes.

"What are you doing1?"I questuioned the old man. "Here, take this. The old man said" He handed me a copy of Wind waker. I took it and looked at he old man but he was gone! "Must've been somethin in my eye" I shrugged.

I didn't think to hard about it because ihad a free wind Waker! Yay! I quickly walked home to my house.

I went inside my house. my parents were both at work and i didn't have to go to school for some reason, so i had the house to meself.

I went in to the living room. And sat down on the couch. I opened the game box. But the cartrige didnt say Wind Waker, it said 'You shall die if you put this game in your wii u and play dont do that' all in hyper-realistic text. Pretty weird, but i didn't look my gifted horse in its mouth.

You know how i said i was average? Well, im mostly average. I secretly have a ssuperpower! i can move thins with my mind (I dont remember what thats called, sumanai!).

So i used my powers to put my copy of Wind Waker in my wii u. In case you were wondering, i have a speacil, one of a kind, GOLD wii U that Miyamoto sent me because we are friends. I've also gotten to play a demo of the new Zelda Wii U, but i cant ell you nothing cuz its a secret to everyone BUT me, LOL.

The game started up normally and i was very excited and joyful (LOL cuz its part of my name!). i went to the file select screen. the first 2 were empty, but the third one belonged to someone named 'start this profile to go to Zelda highschool'. That was a weird and dumb name. But i had curiousness like a certain monkey, so i started the profile.

Suddenly their ws flashes and lighting and explosions. I fely my body being sucked into the wii u! Then everything wnet blak!1!

(Good right? I hope everybuddy like the first chapter of me story. It took me a lot of time to write, so leave your positive reviews!)

(Wow. That was a lot harder to write then I thought it was going to be. Sorry this chapter sorta sucks, hopefully the next chapter will be better. Anyway, I you enjoyed it or hated it, let me know in the reviews. And feel free to give me suggestions for cliches i should put in the story. Till next time, I'm out!)